Ah, our beloved NOTcoin, the world champion in negative growth and the absolute record holder in negative profit! Friends, this is not just a cryptocurrency, it is a simulator for your emotional state and self-control skills.

Have you ever heard of such a rare phenomenon as negative takeoff? It's as if Elon Musk's rocket, after launching, returned back to Earth and burrowed underground! So, if your NOTcoin portfolio looks like Santa Claus in July - empty and sad, just remember: you are leveling up unique skills! For example, the skill of explaining to your wife where the money went for a new sofa.

About the “adherents of June 16” and other experts in predicting NOTcoin rates: they are now busy with important matters. For example, new terms are being created to describe even more exotic financial phenomena, such as “positive decline” and “bearish bullrun”.

And for all those who are asking when the Notcoin price will reach $0.03, $0.1$ or $0.69: I beg you, haven’t you figured it out yet?

So hold on to your Notcoins, because there's no telling what will be more surprising this year: the price of Notcoin or the number of memes we'll create about it.

For now, just enjoy the show!