The crypto market is a brutal house where every new rat dreams of becoming a watcher, but more often than not, they quickly slide into a rooster coop, dumping their last food supplies (read — deposits) in pursuit of bullish runs. Everyone in this system — from bosses to lackeys — plays their role, trying not to become fodder for bigger fish.
Hierarchy of Crypto Bums
1. Rats (insiders)
These guys always find out first when there will be a brawl. They sit quietly, but leak info to those who are making deposits. They rarely lose money because they know how to stay in the shadows.
2. The Watchers (whales)
They maintain control over the entire market. One sneeze from them — and the small fry are all in a panic. They know when to raise a ruckus and when to create calm. Their task is to keep the rest of the crew in fear and hope.
3. The Connected (middlemen)
These are trying to stay afloat, thinking that if they keep it cool, they will someday become watchers too. But most often, they end up as fodder for whales or sink to the bottom with the last dump.
4. Rats (newbies)
Guys who think that crypto is an easy way to quickly become an authority. They jump on every pump, greedily scoop up junk, and think they'll soon be on top. But life quickly hits them in the teeth.
5. Roosters (rekt)
These are the ones who believed in someone else's hype and invested everything in empty coins. After a couple of dips, they remain in the corner of the house, quietly whimpering and dreaming of getting back at least a part.
House rules
1. Don't trust the hype — watch the hands
If someone whispers in your ear about a new coin, think three times. Here, everyone is for themselves, and your foolishness is their profit.
2. Seize the moment, but be ready for a fall
If you see that the cousins suddenly start raising the price — it doesn't mean you'll get a piece. Most likely, you'll just end up as a backup.
3. Only the cunning survive
Everyone here knows how to talk pretty, but those who survive are the ones who hide behind the backs of whales and rats, avoiding scams.
Black humor of the crypto house
"How many bitcoins did you have?" — "Enough to last until the first bunk."
"Want to make money in crypto? First, take a spot in the corner."
"Why do rats love alts so much? Because it's their ticket to the wronged."
Conclusion: In this world, each new day is a new showdown. Want to survive? Be tough and always ready to give your last piece for a chance to stay in the game.
