The annual absurd news in the crypto circle has returned (the year 22 was too miserable), and this year still has many exciting moments that make everyone stand up. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year, and may we continue to prosper in 2025.

Renzo graduated as a statistics civil servant.

On April 23, the staking project Renzo announced airdrop details. In the first version of the announcement published by Renzo, the token distribution pie chart was as follows, comparable to a statistics textbook. The two 2.5% shares allocated to Binance Launchpool and liquidity were depicted so similarly to 20%, while the 'half' at the bottom was 62%. The community bluntly stated this was 'chart crime, no different from faking token economics.'

A well-known project with the surname S launched an epic K-line.

A well-known project with the surname S officially opened after Binance ended pre-market trading, and looking at the K-line, it's hard to tell if it's rising or falling, a rare historical occurrence.

The project team online hired 4 developers, who were actually the same North Korean hacker.

On March 27, the Blast ecosystem project Munchables was hacked for $62.5 million. According to blockchain detective ZachXBT's investigation, it was because one of their developers was a North Korean hacker, and the four different developers hired by the Munchables team were all connected to the attacker, likely being the same person. They recommended each other for this job and regularly transferred payments to the same two deposit addresses on trading platforms, with mutual transfers occurring between the 'four' wallets.

Calculated by annual earnings, North Korean hackers should earn more than many listed companies.

A well-known cross-chain project with the surname L has asked the 'witches' to turn themselves in, a historical first.

On May 4, a well-known cross-chain project with the surname L announced that users identified as witches could turn themselves in, surrendering their witch addresses to receive the originally allocated 15%. If they do not turn themselves in and are discovered later, all allocations will be canceled.

It's not over yet; the project team stated that the whistleblower needs to provide at least 20 addresses clearly involved in witch operations, and rewards will be prioritized for the first user to submit successfully. Subsequently, the reporting mechanism was further updated, introducing a margin system.

This is truly a sight to behold.

During a party hosted by the cryptocurrency custody company Copper, they apologized to attendees for providing naked sushi.

A person close to Copper indicated that the models were a man and a woman, 'wearing swimsuits', and added that it was 'very dazzling...'.

It's clear that the project team is making a lot of money this year.

Slerf burned tokens and LP due to self-error, and the whole network learned 'Oh Fuck'.

On March 18, Slerf project founder @Slerfsol posted on platform X, stating that he accidentally destroyed LP and airdrop reserved tokens due to operational errors, and the minting rights have been revoked, leaving him powerless, even crying sincerely in Space.

It was thought that the meme project SLERF, which raised over 50,000 SOL, would fail, but unexpectedly, this move helped SLERF break the previous record of BOME, which took 9 hours to reach a billion in market cap, achieving this in just 30 minutes, making it the new meme king. Consequently, any subsequent meme burning pools would be dubbed with the Slerf narrative for community CX.

They ordered themselves to liven up the event.

On Pump.Fun, a Dev soaked himself in isopropyl alcohol to boost the meme market cap, and live-streamed fireworks launched at himself, attempting to create hype for his meme coin. The token price surged by 2000% in a few hours, reaching a market cap of $2 million. However, due to a lack of necessary fire safety measures, he was instantly engulfed in flames, suffering third-degree burns and hospitalization, unable to sell the tokens. After recovery, he found he could not use his hands normally, and even facial recognition on his phone could not recognize him. Later, this Dev exited the project, and the final outcome should be that he did not sell the tokens in time.

Easter egg segment: Selling flying forever profits.

On March 8, WIF developers sold $29,000 (511 SOL) worth of WIF within two days of its opening, and the current value of this part of WIF is $693 million.

The German government previously held 49,858 bitcoins, selling its holdings in July for $2.89 billion at an average price of $57,900. After bitcoin surpassed $100,000, the German government missed out on nearly $3 billion in profits.

On September 28, a trader spent 196 SUI ($368) to purchase 2.53 billion HIPPO, and within less than a day, this user sold all HIPPO for $7,500, with a total value exceeding $30 million a week later.

On October 10, a trader spent 2.07 SOL to purchase 21.26 million GOAT, selling it at 2.8 SOL, earning only 0.7 SOL ($108), with a value of $8.9 million a week later.

On November 13, a trader spent 8 SOL ($1,392) to buy 19.4 million Pnut, then sold it for 4.09 SOL ($711), losing $681, while these Pnut are now worth over $24.69 million.

On November 17, a trader spent 19.8 SOL ($3,000) to buy 59 million FARTCOIN but then sold it for 7.16 SOL ($1,100), losing $1,900, while these FARTCOIN are now worth over $18.42 million.

On November 21, a trader sold his 33.95 million early chips of CHILLGUY purchased for 1 SOL at 1.6 SOL, which is now worth over $10 million.