The annual ridiculous news in the crypto circle has arrived again (2022 was too tragic to mention), and this year there are still many exciting moments that make everyone stand up. Wishing everyone a happy new year, and may 2025 continue to bring wealth.

Renzo statistics civil servant graduation.

On April 23rd, the re-staking project Renzo announced airdrop details. In the first version of the announcement, the pie chart for token allocation was almost a statistical textbook, with the shares allocated to Binance Launchpool and liquidity both represented as 2.5%, almost indistinguishable from 20%, while the bottom 'half' was 62%. The community bluntly stated this was 'chart crime, no different from falsifying token economics.'

A well-known S surname project launched an epic candlestick chart.

A well-known S surname project officially opened after pre-trading ended on Binance, and looking at the candlestick chart, it was hard to tell whether it was rising or falling, a rare historical occurrence.

The project party online hired 4 developers, who are actually the same North Korean hacker.

On March 27th, the Blast ecosystem project Munchables was hacked for 62.5 million USD. According to on-chain investigator ZachXBT, one of their developers was a North Korean hacker, and the four different developers hired by the Munchables team were all linked to the attacker, likely the same person. They recommended each other for the job and regularly transferred payments to the same two deposit addresses on trading platforms, indicating mutual transfers between the 'four' wallets.

Based on annual earnings, North Korean hackers should earn more than many listed companies.

A well-known L surname cross-chain project is asking 'witches' to turn themselves in, a historical first.

On May 4th, a well-known L surname cross-chain project announced that users identified as witches could turn themselves in and submit their witch addresses to receive 15% of their originally allocated amount. If they do not confess and are discovered, all allocations will be canceled.

This is not over yet; the project party stated that the reporter must provide at least 20 addresses clearly involved in witch operations, and rewards will be prioritized for the first successful submission. Subsequently, they further updated the reporting mechanism to introduce a margin system.

This is truly something I've never seen before.

At a gathering of the cryptocurrency custody company Copper, they apologized to attendees for serving naked sushi.

A person close to Copper stated that the models were one male and one female, 'wearing swimsuits', and added that it was 'very dazzling...'.

It's clear that the project party has made a lot of money this year.

Slerf accidentally burned its tokens and LP, the whole network learned 'Oh Fuck'.

On March 18th, Slerf project founder @Slerfsol posted on X platform that he accidentally destroyed the LP and tokens reserved for airdrops due to misoperation, and the minting rights have been revoked. He felt powerless and even cried out in Space.

Initially, it was thought that the meme project SLERF, which raised over 50,000 SOL, would die, but unexpectedly this move allowed SLERF to break the previous record set by BOME of reaching a market value of over 100 million in 9 hours, achieving it in only 30 minutes. SLERF's market value surpassed 100 million, becoming the new meme king. Subsequent meme projects that encountered burn pools would be labeled with the Slerf narrative for community CX.

He lit himself up to entertain everyone.

On Pump.Fun, a Dev soaked himself in isopropanol to boost meme market value, live-streaming himself launching fireworks at himself in an attempt to promote his meme coin. The token price skyrocketed 2000% in a few hours, reaching a market value of 2 million USD. However, due to a lack of necessary fire safety measures, he was instantly engulfed in flames, suffering third-degree burns and hospitalized, unable to sell the tokens. After recovery, he found he couldn't use his hands normally, and even facial recognition on his phone couldn't identify him. Later, this Dev withdrew from the project, and the last thing was that he failed to sell the tokens in time.

Easter egg segment: Selling to make a profit.

On March 8th, WIF developers sold WIF worth 29,000 USD (511 SOL) within 2 days of WIF's opening, while this portion of WIF is currently valued at 693 million USD.

The German government previously held 49,858 bitcoins, selling its holdings in July for 2.89 billion USD at an average price of 57,900 USD. After bitcoin surpassed 100,000 USD, the German government missed out on nearly 3 billion USD in profits.

On September 28th, a trader spent 196 SUI (368 USD) to purchase 2.53 billion HIPPO, and within less than a day, this user sold all HIPPO for 7500 USD, with a total value exceeding 30 million USD a week later.

On October 10th, a trader spent 2.07 SOL to purchase 21.26 million GOAT, selling it for 2.8 SOL, only earning 0.7 SOL (108 USD), which is now worth 8.9 million USD a week later.

On November 13th, a trader spent 8 SOL (1392 USD) to buy 19.4 million Pnut, then sold it for 4.09 SOL (711 USD), incurring a loss of 681 USD, while these Pnut are now worth over 24.69 million USD.

On November 17th, a trader spent 19.8 SOL (3000 USD) to buy 59 million FARTCOIN, but later sold it for 7.16 SOL (1100 USD), incurring a loss of 1900 USD, while these FARTCOIN are now worth over 18.42 million USD.

On November 21st, a trader sold his 33.95 million CHILLGUY early chips purchased for 1 SOL at 1.6 SOL, which are now worth over 10 million USD.