Freaking panickers. Did you know that during an unusual situation, the panicker dies first?

Leading analysts of pseudo-economic research are sounding the alarm! 😱 According to non-existent sources, 2025 will begin with a massive collapse of all cryptocurrencies. 📉

⚠️ According to "data" gathered from unreliable rumors, this collapse will be linked to a "digital phase deviation corridor" that is activated every time the lunar cycle coincides with the transition of the calendar year. 🌑📅