Breaking News: Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis Wallet Partially Cracked, 1.1 Million Bitcoins Face Huge Selling Pressure

According to The Onion News, a laboratory in Kentucky, USA announced on Thursday that it has partially cracked Satoshi Nakamoto's keys. Out of the 12-word mnemonic for Satoshi's Genesis Wallet, 8 of the keys have been cracked, requiring only 4 more to be brute-forced to unlock 1.1 million Bitcoins in the Genesis Block. If these Bitcoins flood the market, it could create catastrophic selling pressure, potentially causing Bitcoin to drop back to a few thousand dollars.

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