I keep losing, I'm in a real black hole 🕳️. I think I'm going to sell my soul to Binance 😅, because crypto is a bit like a den of birds of prey 🦅🦅, they rob me every time!"

His friend, all smiles, replies: "Ah well for me, it's the opposite! 💸🚀 Not a loss for two years, I'm on an incredible run! I've practically doubled my capital, no, wait... tripled it! It's crazy 😎💰!"

The first one, a little doubtful, looks at him and laughs: "Oh no, but you make me laugh so much 😆! Are you telling me that crypto is not only about losses?! But finally, in this market it's complete nonsense, it's like a casino where the dealers take everything from you, and you leave with empty pockets 🎰💸!"

The second one calmly replies: "No, no, I swear. Since I started, I've only had gains. Do you want to see?" His friend doesn't believe him at all and replies: "Honestly, I don't believe your story for a second 🤥. You're hiding losses from me, it's not possible, you want to catch me in your crypto trap 😂!"

The other, all confident, takes out his wallet and says: "Well look! 😏💼" He shows his screen, and there, a surprise: his capital has exploded! The first one remains speechless, eyes wide 😲, and exclaims: "But it's impossible! How did you do it?! Tell me everything, are you a crypto magician or what? 🧙‍♂️✨"

The second one, all calm, answers: "Well, it's simple. I have a secret... that you won't tell anyone, okay? 🤫" The friend, all excited, says to him: "Come on, please, tell me your secret, I'm at my wit's end 😭, I can't win anymore!"

The other one looks him straight in the eye and says: "It's very simple, you see, I never trade with futures ⚠️🚫. I just invested 30 dollars every week in Bitcoin for 2 years 🪙💪. No speculation, just regular purchases, and there you have it, my little secret recipe!"

😱! "No but it's a joke 😆, 30 dollars a week, for 2 years, and you doubled, tripled your capital? But how is that possible?! I buy and sell all the time and I lose 😤!"

"Well, I just bought regularly, even when prices went up and down 📈⬇️. In the end, it paid off! And you see, my capital exploded, while you want to buy everything like crazy 😜!"

dejected, we wonder why he didn't think of it sooner. "But I can't believe it, why didn't I do that 😫! Okay, but this is serious, can you tell me what it's worth in figures, all that?"

So, I'll do the math for you (after 2 years, Bitcoin has increased from $25,000 to $93,000 😱)! If you invest $30 every week for 2 years, with Bitcoin increasing from $25,000 to $93,000, here's what you'll get:

1. You invest $30 per week for 2 years (or about 104 weeks).

2. So you invest a total of: 30 x 104 = $3,120 💵.

3. Bitcoin was originally worth $25,000, and now it is worth $93,000. That is an increase of 272% (93,000 ÷ 25,000 = 3.72).

4) only the price increases too

If your investment of $3,120 increases by over these two years, here is the calculation of your new capital:

6000 dollars 💸!

There you have it, you would have transformed your $3,120 into almost $6,000 🎉🚀! Not bad, huh?! That's the magic of long-term and regular investments in crypto, without panic or frenzied speculation 🔮!

So, are you ready to test this method? Or do you still want to try to "predict" market movements using crystal balls? 🔮😂

End of story, and above all, don't forget: friends are like Bitcoin, sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down... but if you're consistent, it can do wonders! 🎉