While CT is busy trying to figure out which animal jpeg will pump next, a legendary figure has entered the chat. Keanu (KNU), a new Solana token paying homage to the internet’s most beloved human, is about to drop—and for once, the blockchain might be about to get more wholesome instead of less.

The hero crypto deserves

Let’s be real: if you were going to build a memecoin around any celebrity, Keanu Reeves is probably the only one that doesn’t immediately feel cringe. We’re talking about a guy who went from “whoa” to bending the Matrix, became the galaxy’s deadliest pencil enthusiast, and somehow stayed humble enough to eat sandwiches on park benches with homeless people.

In a space where most celebrity-adjacent tokens feel like cash grabs wrapped in desperation (we’re talking to you, Iggy), Keanu hits different. Maybe it’s because he’s the rare famous person who actually lives up to his memes: this is a dude who secretly gave away millions from his Matrix earnings to the crew and still rides the subway like a normie.

More than just another famous face

But this isn’t just another celeb token play. KNU is taking the based parts of Keanu’s public persona—that unique blend of zen master wisdom and John Wick intensity—and building something that might actually make CT a better place.

While your timeline is full of tokens trying to speedrun their way to zero by starting fights with every other project, KNU is betting that “be excellent to each other” might actually be the ultimate play. It’s keeping all the best aspects of crypto culture, but just turning down the toxicity dial a little.

And, with the whitepaper loaded up with the “Five Commandments of Keanu”, we could see the emergence of a brand new cult in the space. Cults are the major play this cycle, from Retardio’s gang of mentally challenged acolytes to Goatseus Maximus’ army of “Goatse Gospel” believers—pseudo-religious frameworks are driving value more than anything.

Join the nicest cult on the internet

Will channeling crypto’s most wholesome celebrity into a token actually work? As Neo would say, “I don’t know the future,” but the idea of bringing some actual excellence to CT is pretty breathtaking.

Keanu surged an astonishing 39,000% on day 1 of its Pump.fun fair launch, and having now migrated to Raydium, buying pressure is expected to be heavy.

In a landscape dominated by increasingly obscure dog breeds and whatever the hell a POPCAT is (still bullish btw), KNU offers something different: a chance to ape into kindness without sacrificing those sweet, sweet gains.

Most meme coin communities feel like they need a hazmat suit to enter, but KNU is building something totally different. The “Five Commandments” read like a based buddha wrote a guide to crypto: stay humble, stack KNU, and don’t be a d*ck.

If you’re going to choose a figure to rally around in crypto, you could do worse than a guy who knows kung fu, can kill you with office supplies, and still takes time to be excellent to everyone he meets.

For more information, visit the Keanu official website.