#SOL New High, Can It Replace the Millennium Old Second?

You ask me what #SOL is? I can tell you now, the things you #ETH dare not handle, we SOL will handle. The people you ETH dare not kill, we SOL will kill. In a word, what ETH can manage, we manage, and what ETH cannot manage, we must also manage. Cut first and report later, imperial power granted! This is SOL, is that clear enough?