When your child prefers to create shitcoins instead of playing Fortnite: The story of the mini-whale who lost millions streaming from his parents' room🏠.
🚫Hold on tight because this is getting good! 🍿
BROOOO! 🤯 Do you remember when we thought only veteran traders could do pump & dumps? Well, a mini-trader decided to teach us a lesson in the style of "Home Alone" but in crypto version 😅
Little Satoshi (as we will call him) created his own coin on Solana called Quant using Pump.fun - because you know, who needs PlayStation when you can create tokens? 🎮
During a LIVE stream (because YOLO), our little evil genius tried to do a classic rug pull, selling all his tokens like they were *NSYNC concert tickets in the 90s. He managed to pocket around $30k... Not bad for an allowance! 💰
BUT WAIT... plot twist bigger than the ending of The Sopranos:
The crypto community said "Hold my beer" and instead of crying over the dump, they started buying like it was Black Friday on Amazon. The token skyrocketed to a $100M market cap. SAVAGE! 🚀
The biggest irony since Blockbuster refused to buy Netflix? If the little trader had huddled his tokens, he would be counting $4M instead of his "measly" $30k. F in the chat. 😩
Moral of the day:
Sometimes the FOMO of others can be your best friend
Rug pulls are not what they used to be
Even a child can create a memecoin (should we be worried?) 🤔
And as Vanilla Ice would say but in crypto version: "Stop, DYOR & Listen" 🎵
#CryptoKids #RugPullFail #SOLana #MemecoinsGoneWild 🎢