The Bitcoin Millionaire Who Couldn't Buy a Coffee ☕️
Meet John, a Bitcoin millionaire. His wallet: $10 million.
John goes to buy coffee: $3.
Barista: "We don't accept Bitcoin."
John: "But I'm a millionaire!"
Barista: "Cash or card, sir?"
Moral: Bitcoin isn't always the answer.
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