Trump and Harris's magic performance:
After Trump and Harris finished their televised debate, it was late, and they were starving and needed to eat to replenish their energy. They entered a bakery together, but both realized they had no money. Harris hesitated for a moment, then took advantage of the clerk's inattention to grab 3 pieces of pastry and hide them in his pocket.
Harris whispered to Trump: "Look how clever I am, the shop owner saw nothing, and I didn't even need to lie, I will definitely defeat you and win the seat of the President of the United States!"
Trump said: "Is it your usual style to act through deception and theft to achieve your goals? In fact, the same results can be obtained honestly. Watch me!"
So, Trump said to the bakery owner: "I am Republican presidential candidate Trump, and now I will perform a magic trick for you. Please help me by passing me that piece of pastry."
The shop owner was very curious and immediately gave him a piece of pastry as he instructed. Trump gobbled it down and asked for another piece, which he also swallowed. Then Trump asked for a third piece of pastry and devoured it in one bite.
At this point, the shop owner was somewhat puzzled and asked Trump when the magic would appear.
Trump replied: "Now is the moment to witness a miracle, the three pieces of cake from earlier are all in Harris's pocket."