**Bitfinex Hack Restitution: A Comedy of Crypto Errors**
- Remember the 2016 Bitfinex hack? Well, Bitfinex might finally get some restitution for the 119,756 BTC stolen. đ
- The U.S. government is still scratching its head, unsure who else qualifies for a payout.
- Bitfinex spread the loss across its users, reimbursing them with BFX tokens, which were later redeemed or converted into shares.
- Despite Bitfinex's efforts, the government plans to create a website for potential victims to self-report.
- Fun fact: The stolen Bitcoin was worth $72M then; now it's a whopping $7.5B!
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