#TrumpVsMusk 🚨BREAKING: Trump vs Musk — the billionaire brawl nobody saw coming! 🍿 One minute they’re bros, the next it’s full-on WWE in suits 🤼‍♂️💼 Trump: “Elon’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome!” 😤 Musk: “Your bill is trash 🚮 and I’m out!” 🏃‍♂️💨 Somewhere in a secret bunker, Biden’s just eating ice cream watching it all go down 🍦👀 Meanwhile, Twitter’s on fire 🔥 Dogecoin’s confused 🐕 And Tesla’s autopilot is like “I’m staying out of this” 🚗💨 Who wins this battle of egos? Nobody knows—but we’re loving the popcorn show 🍿🤣 Moral of the story: Never mix politics, rockets, and too much caffeine 🚀☕⚡