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Majors Bounce 1%: Capitulation Canceled, Crisis Averted
FTX Wallet Moves Altcoins: Liquidation Party Invites in the Mail
XRP vs SEC: Legal Eagles Assemble, Appeal Rejection on the Horizon
BTC Short-Term Holders: Panic Mode Activated, 20K Sent to Exchanges
BTC Withdrawals Beat Deposits: First Time Ever, Take a Picture
Sam Trabucco's Yacht: Bought with FTX Funds, Ahoy Crypto Seas
Half of Turkey in Crypto: The Country, Not the Bird
CZ's DeFi Prediction: CeFi, Your Days Are Numbered
Vitalik Dumps MKR: Solana Fork News, Exit Stage Left
GALA Founders at War: Lawsuits, Drama, and More Drama
Quiet Week Ahead: US PMIs and Jobless Claims, Yawn
Burning Man Closed: Rain Turns Desert to Mud, No Burn for You
North Korea's Drills: Tactical Nukes, Because Why Not
Jimmy Buffets Dies: Margaritaville Closed Indefinitely
UNIBOT Down 30%: Banana Bot Sends It to the Chopping Block
FET AI Coin Up 25%: DWF Pulls the Strings, No Surprise There
AKT Adds Nvidia GPU: Because Decentralized Compute Wasn't Cool Enough
BLUR Token Hits Lows: New Depths, Scuba Gear Required
Memeland's MEME Sale: Aiming for $15M, Valuation at Nice $69M
Mr Beast's NFT Feastables: Because Food Wasn't Enough
Casio's Digital Collectibles: Because Physical Watches Are So 2020
