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Crypto Laughs: 10 Jokes to HODL Your Smile 🤣 Cryptocurrency markets can be volatile, but humor is always a stablecoin! 😂 Here are 10 crypto jokes to brighten your day: 1. Why did Bitcoin go to therapy? It had a lot of "blockages." 🤯 2. Why did Ethereum and Bitcoin go on a date? They wanted to "hash" out their differences. 💘 3. What did the miner say to the blockchain? "You're always 'block'-ing my progress." 😂 4. Why did the crypto investor bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take his investments to new "heights." 🚀 5. What do you call a cryptocurrency enthusiast? A "coin"-isseur. 💰 6. Why did the trader's cat join Coinbase? To purr-fect its portfolio. 🐈 7. Why did Bitcoin cash go to the doctor? It had a "fork" in its side. 🤕 8. What did the crypto wallet say to the hacker? "You're 'off-chain' your mind." 😜 9. Why did the blockchain go to the gym? To get some "block"-buster abs. 🏋️‍♂️ 10. Why did the investor put his crypto savings in a cookie jar? He wanted to "dough"-ble his money. 🍪 Share Your Laughs! 💬 Post your favorite crypto jokes in the comments! 💬 Tag a fellow crypto enthusiast! 👫 Like and share for more crypto humor! 🤣 #CryptoJokes #BlockchainBanter #Johnmiracleweb3 #CryptoCommunity #HODL #CryptoLaughter
Crypto Laughs: 10 Jokes to HODL Your Smile 🤣
Cryptocurrency markets can be volatile, but humor is always a stablecoin! 😂 Here are 10 crypto jokes to brighten your day:

1. Why did Bitcoin go to therapy? It had a lot of "blockages." 🤯

2. Why did Ethereum and Bitcoin go on a date? They wanted to "hash" out their differences. 💘

3. What did the miner say to the blockchain? "You're always 'block'-ing my progress." 😂

4. Why did the crypto investor bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to take his investments to new "heights." 🚀

5. What do you call a cryptocurrency enthusiast? A "coin"-isseur. 💰

6. Why did the trader's cat join Coinbase? To purr-fect its portfolio. 🐈

7. Why did Bitcoin cash go to the doctor? It had a "fork" in its side. 🤕

8. What did the crypto wallet say to the hacker? "You're 'off-chain' your mind." 😜

9. Why did the blockchain go to the gym? To get some "block"-buster abs. 🏋️‍♂️

10. Why did the investor put his crypto savings in a cookie jar? He wanted to "dough"-ble his money. 🍪

Share Your Laughs! 💬
Post your favorite crypto jokes in the comments! 💬

Tag a fellow crypto enthusiast! 👫

Like and share for more crypto humor! 🤣

#CryptoJokes #BlockchainBanter #Johnmiracleweb3 #CryptoCommunity #HODL #CryptoLaughter
Instead of buying coins that have already peaked in the last bull run these are the alternatives to become a millionaire in the BULL RUN 🤑 Instead of $SOL ➡️ $INJ Instead of $AXS ➡️ $NAKA Instead of $LTC ➡️ $KAS Instead of $HNT ➡️ $ATOR Instead of $GALA ➡️ $GFAL Instead of $AAVE ➡️ $CHNG Instead of $XMR ➡️ $ZANO Instead of $LUNA ➡️ $KUJI Instead of $VET ➡️ $MNW Instead of $BAT ➡️ $CSIX Should I add more? Follow for more crypto alpha insights. #Johnmiracleweb3 #BullRunPredictions #CryptoProjection
Instead of buying coins that have already peaked in the last bull run these are the alternatives to become a millionaire in the BULL RUN 🤑

Instead of $SOL ➡️ $INJ
Instead of $AXS ➡️ $NAKA
Instead of $LTC ➡️ $KAS
Instead of $HNT ➡️ $ATOR
Instead of $GALA ➡️ $GFAL
Instead of $AAVE ➡️ $CHNG
Instead of $XMR ➡️ $ZANO
Instead of $LUNA ➡️ $KUJI
Instead of $VET ➡️ $MNW
Instead of $BAT ➡️ $CSIX

Should I add more?

Follow for more crypto alpha insights.

#Johnmiracleweb3 #BullRunPredictions #CryptoProjection
The big profits are made in a bear market - not in a bull market. I know it sounds like a cliché, but it's the truth. Let's ask it this way, how many of you got into crypto at the height of the bull market and now the portfolio has been cut by at least 80%? Be honest. I guess quite a bit. ​ And this is the problem of most people. It's hard for them to see opportunities when the market is bleeding and FUD is everywhere. Ask yourself this - why is a project that you put your money into in the bull market not worth that money now? (assuming it's not some shitcoin) Why not purchase a project token now that it is 90% down from its ATH? I'm not saying it will go back to its ATH again, but it's pretty clear that in a bull market, people will buy. You need to buy before the herd arrives. And if you think for a moment that it won't come because you've already forgotten what a bull market is after almost two years in a bear market, then look outside and see what's happening. Asset managers want to get a spot ETF for Bitcoin The Sec loses every big lawsuit it has Huge companies like Mastercard, Visa and PayPal are starting to adopt the technology ​ They are trying to put you to sleep so they can buy as much as possible for the next bull run, because they know, they know what you also knew but are starting to forget with each passing day. #Johnmiracleweb3 #cryptocurrency
The big profits are made in a bear market - not in a bull market.

I know it sounds like a cliché, but it's the truth.

Let's ask it this way, how many of you got into crypto at the height of the bull market and now the portfolio has been cut by at least 80%? Be honest.

I guess quite a bit.


And this is the problem of most people. It's hard for them to see opportunities when the market is bleeding and FUD is everywhere.

Ask yourself this - why is a project that you put your money into in the bull market not worth that money now? (assuming it's not some shitcoin)

Why not purchase a project token now that it is 90% down from its ATH?

I'm not saying it will go back to its ATH again, but it's pretty clear that in a bull market, people will buy.

You need to buy before the herd arrives. And if you think for a moment that it won't come because you've already forgotten what a bull market is after almost two years in a bear market, then look outside and see what's happening.

Asset managers want to get a spot ETF for Bitcoin

The Sec loses every big lawsuit it has

Huge companies like Mastercard, Visa and PayPal are starting to adopt the technology


They are trying to put you to sleep so they can buy as much as possible for the next bull run, because they know, they know what you also knew but are starting to forget with each passing day.

#Johnmiracleweb3 #cryptocurrency
The Mysterious 6 Wallets Holding 10k BTC eachI have always found it very interesting to imagine the stories behind some of the richest and dormant $BTC wallets. Some of them belong to early miners who sadly (but thank you) lost their private keys. There are a couple of those on the top 100 richest addresses. Others are not so anonymous like the 1FeexV6bAHb8ybZjqQMjJrcCrHGW9sb6uF address, holding 80k #BTC . The address of the famous Mt Gox hacker who transferred 80k coins to this address and never touched them again (some speculate he lost the keys). And of course the address 198aMn6ZYAczwrE5NvNTUMyJ5qkfy4g3Hi holding 8k BTC belonging to the famous bitcoin guy who through his hard drive in the trash. But the one(s) more mysterious to me are 6 wallets. 6 wallets that were all created on May 4 of 2011 (enter Star Wars memes) and in about 2 to 3 am received EXACTLY 10k each. Whoever sent them never touched them again. The addresses are: 1f1miYFQWTzdLiCBxtHHnNiW7WAWPUccr 1BAFWQhH9pNkz3mZDQ1tWrtKkSHVCkc3fV 14YK4mzJGo5NKkNnmVJeuEAQftLt795Gec 1P1iThxBH542Gmk1kZNXyji4E4iwpvSbrt 1ucXXZQSEf4zny2HRwAQKtVpkLPTUKRtt 1CPaziTqeEixPoSFtJxu74uDGbpEAotZom The transfers come from multiple different addresses. Some addresses got a big chunk of almost 10k btc (after a test transaction). Other addresses got 50BTC on each transaction (138 transactions of 50 each), coming from different addresses that had earned those 50 #bitcoin via mining. Others got transactions of different amounts in a short period of time. Some people speculate these 6 addresses belong to the Winklevosses brothers. Others go even further and say they could be Satoshi’s inheritance to his children. Would be awesome if any of you had more information about these addresses and the transactions. Maybe some crypto detective can shed some light on this (I’m definitely not one of them). #Johnmiracleweb3 #crypto2023

The Mysterious 6 Wallets Holding 10k BTC each

I have always found it very interesting to imagine the stories behind some of the richest and dormant $BTC wallets. Some of them belong to early miners who sadly (but thank you) lost their private keys.

There are a couple of those on the top 100 richest addresses. Others are not so anonymous like the 1FeexV6bAHb8ybZjqQMjJrcCrHGW9sb6uF address, holding 80k #BTC . The address of the famous Mt Gox hacker who transferred 80k coins to this address and never touched them again (some speculate he lost the keys).

And of course the address 198aMn6ZYAczwrE5NvNTUMyJ5qkfy4g3Hi holding 8k BTC belonging to the famous bitcoin guy who through his hard drive in the trash.

But the one(s) more mysterious to me are 6 wallets. 6 wallets that were all created on May 4 of 2011 (enter Star Wars memes) and in about 2 to 3 am received EXACTLY 10k each. Whoever sent them never touched them again.

The addresses are:

1f1miYFQWTzdLiCBxtHHnNiW7WAWPUccr

1BAFWQhH9pNkz3mZDQ1tWrtKkSHVCkc3fV

14YK4mzJGo5NKkNnmVJeuEAQftLt795Gec

1P1iThxBH542Gmk1kZNXyji4E4iwpvSbrt

1ucXXZQSEf4zny2HRwAQKtVpkLPTUKRtt

1CPaziTqeEixPoSFtJxu74uDGbpEAotZom

The transfers come from multiple different addresses. Some addresses got a big chunk of almost 10k btc (after a test transaction). Other addresses got 50BTC on each transaction (138 transactions of 50 each), coming from different addresses that had earned those 50 #bitcoin via mining. Others got transactions of different amounts in a short period of time.

Some people speculate these 6 addresses belong to the Winklevosses brothers. Others go even further and say they could be Satoshi’s inheritance to his children.

Would be awesome if any of you had more information about these addresses and the transactions. Maybe some crypto detective can shed some light on this (I’m definitely not one of them).

#Johnmiracleweb3 #crypto2023
Liquidity pools and impermanent loss for dummiesIt appears that every time someone talks about a liquidity pool in these forums somebody always chirps up and asks what impermanent loss is. There’s a million guides but they can be very complicated to understand. I intend here to put it as simply as possible so that all newcomers can try to wrap their heads around it. I’m going to use friendly apples and oranges for my analogies 😊 And just so we’re all clear on the acronyms I’ll be using. DEX = Decentralised Exchange LP = Liquidity Pool IL = Impermenant Loss APR = Annual Percentage Rate Let’s break it down! — What is a liquidity pool? - A liquidity pool is some where you ‘pool’ two tokens together and provide them as a sort of funding to help other users perform trades or swaps. Think about it. If someone has an apple and they want to swap it for an orange at the shop the shop keeper (DEX) needs to have oranges in stock to do so. Who provides the shop keeper the oranges? The liquidity pool provider does, AKA you! — But why would we provide the shopkeeper with oranges or apples? - The shop keeper (DEX) needs apples and oranges to perform these trades so in return for you lending them your assets you will be rewarded. Usually either more apples or oranges. Some shop keepers (DEX’s) will issue extra rewards on top. Maybe in the form of their own native currency, alongside the apples or oranges. How many apples and oranges to I have to lend? - As many or as little as you like! But there are two things to consider. The more you lend, the bigger your reward will be! If you lend so much that out of all the shops apples and oranges 50% belong to you, you will receive 50% of the shops total rewards. NEAT! You have to lend the shop an equal value of oranges and apples. So if an apple is $1 and an orange is 10c. You will have to lend 10 oranges for every 1 apple. EASY! — How much rewards will you get? - Each shop (DEX) have varying rewards for different types of apples or oranges. The shop usually only has a set number of apples or oranges they can use for rewards per year and so the more people lending their assets, the less rewards there are to share between all the lenders per year. This is known as APR. Some APRs are very high 100% plus, some are low at around 10%. Usually the APR can tell you two things. How many apples or oranges the shop has per year for their rewards or how many/ few lenders there are in the LP. Can I take my apples and oranges out whenever I want? - Usually YES! As a liquidity pool provider you can usually take your apples and oranges out from the shop whenever you like. But be careful of something called impermenant loss! (IL) — What is impermenant loss? - Let’s say you have 100 apples and 100 oranges, each fruit is worth 50c. You lend them to the shop to start earning more apples as a reward, a total of $100 has been put into the liquidity pool. Now let’s say that apples go up to $1 each and oranges are still 50c. You’ve got $150 in the LP right? Wrong! You see the shop has to have 50% apples and 50% oranges, in value, so that it has enough of each to swap whenever someone wants to buy or swap them. This means that now you have less apples and more oranges in your LP. Something like 150 oranges and 50 apples. In this case, you may now have a total of $125 in you LP position (150x50c + 50x$1). This is less than if you had just kept your apples and oranges at home because you would have 100 oranges ($50) and 100 apples ($100). $150 total. So you now have a $25 impermenant loss. — Why is it called impermenant? - Because you haven’t really lost the money. PHEW! Not yet… If you then decide to take your apples and oranges out of the shop you will only get 150 oranges and 50 apples. At this moment your IL becomes a realised loss because you have $25 less apples and oranges than if you’d just held onto them. — Why would anyone do this then? - Well! Let’s imagine two things. Firstly: Your apples and oranges have been at the shop for 1 year and the APR was 100%, your reward is oranges… You have earned an extra 100 oranges for lending your assets to the shop. So you now have 250 oranges at 50c each and 50 apples at $1 each. That’s a total of $175! So your impermenant loss has been offset by your rewards. It’s worth noting that this isn’t always the case, depending on your shops APR and time you’ve been a LP provider, your oranges may only be worth a fraction of this… Crypto is volatile and prices can go anywhere! Secondly: If the apples and oranges stay at 50c each or even go the $1 each, you will still have the same amount of apples or oranges in the LP as when you started. — So if the prices change of assets that’s when impermenant loss can happen? - YES! When either price goes up or down a balance of value must exist in the LP. So to keep the balance the amount of apples or oranges has to change. — So… Liquidity pools can exist outside of DEX’s but this is where they are largely found. There’s all different kinds for different types of apples and oranges, different rewards rates, different risks and different platforms. It’s important to understand what you’re getting involved in before joining but they are an important sector for crypto and the world of decentralised finance! As ever be careful, do your homework and enjoy your apples and oranges! 😊 PS. This is a very loose guide, I’d advise doing heavy external research before jumping in! #Johnmiracleweb3 #cryptocurrency

Liquidity pools and impermanent loss for dummies

It appears that every time someone talks about a liquidity pool in these forums somebody always chirps up and asks what impermanent loss is.

There’s a million guides but they can be very complicated to understand. I intend here to put it as simply as possible so that all newcomers can try to wrap their heads around it. I’m going to use friendly apples and oranges for my analogies 😊

And just so we’re all clear on the acronyms I’ll be using.

DEX = Decentralised Exchange LP = Liquidity Pool IL = Impermenant Loss APR = Annual Percentage Rate

Let’s break it down!

— What is a liquidity pool? -

A liquidity pool is some where you ‘pool’ two tokens together and provide them as a sort of funding to help other users perform trades or swaps. Think about it. If someone has an apple and they want to swap it for an orange at the shop the shop keeper (DEX) needs to have oranges in stock to do so. Who provides the shop keeper the oranges? The liquidity pool provider does, AKA you!

— But why would we provide the shopkeeper with oranges or apples? -

The shop keeper (DEX) needs apples and oranges to perform these trades so in return for you lending them your assets you will be rewarded. Usually either more apples or oranges. Some shop keepers (DEX’s) will issue extra rewards on top. Maybe in the form of their own native currency, alongside the apples or oranges.

How many apples and oranges to I have to lend? -

As many or as little as you like! But there are two things to consider. The more you lend, the bigger your reward will be! If you lend so much that out of all the shops apples and oranges 50% belong to you, you will receive 50% of the shops total rewards. NEAT! You have to lend the shop an equal value of oranges and apples. So if an apple is $1 and an orange is 10c. You will have to lend 10 oranges for every 1 apple. EASY!

— How much rewards will you get? -

Each shop (DEX) have varying rewards for different types of apples or oranges. The shop usually only has a set number of apples or oranges they can use for rewards per year and so the more people lending their assets, the less rewards there are to share between all the lenders per year. This is known as APR. Some APRs are very high 100% plus, some are low at around 10%. Usually the APR can tell you two things. How many apples or oranges the shop has per year for their rewards or how many/ few lenders there are in the LP.

Can I take my apples and oranges out whenever I want? -

Usually YES! As a liquidity pool provider you can usually take your apples and oranges out from the shop whenever you like. But be careful of something called impermenant loss! (IL)

— What is impermenant loss? -

Let’s say you have 100 apples and 100 oranges, each fruit is worth 50c. You lend them to the shop to start earning more apples as a reward, a total of $100 has been put into the liquidity pool.

Now let’s say that apples go up to $1 each and oranges are still 50c. You’ve got $150 in the LP right? Wrong!

You see the shop has to have 50% apples and 50% oranges, in value, so that it has enough of each to swap whenever someone wants to buy or swap them.

This means that now you have less apples and more oranges in your LP. Something like 150 oranges and 50 apples. In this case, you may now have a total of $125 in you LP position (150x50c + 50x$1).

This is less than if you had just kept your apples and oranges at home because you would have 100 oranges ($50) and 100 apples ($100). $150 total.

So you now have a $25 impermenant loss.

— Why is it called impermenant? -

Because you haven’t really lost the money. PHEW! Not yet… If you then decide to take your apples and oranges out of the shop you will only get 150 oranges and 50 apples. At this moment your IL becomes a realised loss because you have $25 less apples and oranges than if you’d just held onto them.

— Why would anyone do this then? -

Well! Let’s imagine two things. Firstly:

Your apples and oranges have been at the shop for 1 year and the APR was 100%, your reward is oranges… You have earned an extra 100 oranges for lending your assets to the shop. So you now have 250 oranges at 50c each and 50 apples at $1 each. That’s a total of $175! So your impermenant loss has been offset by your rewards. It’s worth noting that this isn’t always the case, depending on your shops APR and time you’ve been a LP provider, your oranges may only be worth a fraction of this… Crypto is volatile and prices can go anywhere!

Secondly: If the apples and oranges stay at 50c each or even go the $1 each, you will still have the same amount of apples or oranges in the LP as when you started.

— So if the prices change of assets that’s when impermenant loss can happen? -

YES! When either price goes up or down a balance of value must exist in the LP. So to keep the balance the amount of apples or oranges has to change.

— So…

Liquidity pools can exist outside of DEX’s but this is where they are largely found. There’s all different kinds for different types of apples and oranges, different rewards rates, different risks and different platforms. It’s important to understand what you’re getting involved in before joining but they are an important sector for crypto and the world of decentralised finance!

As ever be careful, do your homework and enjoy your apples and oranges! 😊

PS. This is a very loose guide, I’d advise doing heavy external research before jumping in!

#Johnmiracleweb3 #cryptocurrency
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