Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? đ€
Is he the mythical creature who created Bitcoin and then vanished like your friend who says theyâll pay you back next week? đŠđž Or maybe heâs just the guy who invented crypto to distract us while he hoards all the toilet paper during a pandemic? đ§»đ·
Some say Satoshi is chilling in a penthouse somewhere, laughing at us for still thinking we can figure out who he is while he sips on a fancy drink made from our regrets. đčđ Or maybe heâs the tech-savvy grandma who keeps asking, âHow do I cash out my Bitcoin for groceries?â đđ»
Got a more ridiculous theory? Post your funniest memes and sarcastic thoughts with #WeAreAllSatoshi ! Letâs see who can come up with the wildest ideas while we all pretend to be serious investors. đ€«đŒ Because honestly, who needs reality when you can speculate about a guy who probably just wanted to create digital magic beans? đ±đ° Let the hilarity ensue!
