đ #Bitcoin rollercoaster alert! đą
1/ Bitcoin had a 14% joyride after the Fedâs 50bps rate cut. But wait, Japan just threw a curveball! đŻ
2/ Surprise! Shigeru Ishiba is Japan's new PM, and he's all about higher interest rates. đ Snap elections in October? Buckle up! đłïž
3/ Remember July's BOJ rate hike? Bitcoin nosedived from $70K to $50K. Ishiba's selection triggered another dip from $66K to $63.3K. Now it's at $63.8K. đ
4/ Despite the dip, the market's still bullish. Chinaâs stimulus is pumping up the Shanghai Composite. đ
5/ Overbought conditions? Maybe. But hey, whatâs your take? Comment below! đŹ
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