**Crypto Jargon: The Blob Awakens! đ§ââïž**
- **Blobs**: Not just a 1958 horror flick! In Ethereum, blobs are hefty data chunks that hang around for 20-90 days before vanishing. Think of them as the Marie Kondo of blockchain, tidying up for better scalability.
- **Rollups**: Imagine folding your pizza slice into a calzone. Rollups do the same for transactions, making Ethereum more efficient. Two flavors: Optimistic (trust but verify) and ZK (zero-knowledge, instant finality).
- **Proto-danksharding**: Sounds like a meme, but it's serious business. This tech uses blobs to tackle Ethereum's gas fees and slow transactions. Thank Protolambda and Dankrad Feist for this tongue-twister!
Stay tuned for more crypto lingo decoded!
