🚨 Crypto Drama Alert! 🚨

Caroline Ellison, ex-CEO of Alameda Research, just got a 2-year "vacation" in minimum-security prison for her role in the FTX meltdown. Judge Lewis Kaplan, who handed down the sentence, also ordered her to forfeit a casual $11 billion. 😲

Ellison's surrender date? Mark your calendars for Nov. 7, 2024. She dodged a 110-year bullet, thanks to some judge sympathy. Kaplan quipped, "You’re strong, but not invincible. Mr. Bankman-Fried had your Kryptonite."

What’s next for her co-stars, Gary Wang and Nishad Singh? Jail time seems likely. Stay tuned!

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