1/ "đBreaking News:
Stars Arena, the rebellious twin of Friend Tech, just got pickpocketed for $2,000! But don't worry, they still have a cool $1M in the piggy bank. đ·"
2/ "đ„The exploit was so absurd that it's like robbing a bank with a water gun.
The attacker spent more on gas fees than what they stole. Talk about a failed heist! đ€Ą"
3/ "đœMeanwhile,
Friend Tech is sitting on a $45M throne, probably laughing at Stars Arena's misfortune.
But hey, they've had their share of sim-swap attacks.
No one's safe in the #Web3 Wild West! đ€ "
4/ "đžPlot Twist:
What if Stars Arena and Friend Tech are actually run by intergalactic beings who feed on human confusion? The real exploit is us not knowing the truth! đ"
5/ "đźIn conclusion, both platforms are like gladiators in the #Web3 arena, fighting for your social clout and crypto.
đSo next time you hear about an exploit or a vulnerability, don't just roll your eyes.
In web3 absurdity is an opportunity. đČ"