Funny but so true

A new crypto trader walks into the market, armed with YouTube tutorials and Reddit advice. They buy Bitcoin because "it always goes up," then panic-sell when it dips by $2. They confidently explain blockchain to friends but secretly think "blockchain" is a new Minecraft mode. Their portfolio includes a coin called "FluffCoin" because it had a cute logo. After a week, they declare themselves a seasoned expert with 0.003 BTC to show for it. When someone mentions "HODL," they ask if it’s a typo. By week two, they’re Googling, “How to explain losing $500 to my spouse
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