PEPE WILL MOONN

In a move that has left crypto enthusiasts scratching their heads and math teachers popping champagne, the CEOs of Shiba Inu (SHIB) and Pepe (PEPE) have pledged to "remove all zeroes" from their cryptocurrencies by 2030. Yes, you read that right: they're taking the zero tolerance policy to a whole new level.
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Zero Today, Hero Tomorrow?
The announcement has sparked a mix of excitement and confusion in the crypto world. According to the CEOs, removing all zeroes will:
1. Increase Value: “Imagine paying for coffee with just one SHIB instead of 10 billion SHIB,” said one optimistic SHIB holder. “It’s like Bitcoin, but with memes!”
2. Create Scarcity: The new plan includes mechanisms like token burns and buybacks, ensuring there are fewer tokens in circulation. The result? Scarcity, and hopefully, a lot less math.
3. Launch New Tokenomics: The technical term for “we’re making it up as we go, but trust us, it’s gonna be great.”
Crypto Twitter Reacts
As always, Crypto Twitter was quick to weigh in:
"Finally, my 1 trillion SHIB will buy me more than a candy bar. Or at least that’s the dream."
"If they remove all zeroes, what happens to Pepe’s jokes? Zero jokes, zero fun?"
"Sounds like a genius plan... until someone finds the zeroes hiding in their wallet."
Even Dogecoin chimed in, tweeting: “Guess we’re next? Woof.”

How It’ll Work: The Roadmap to Zero
1. 2025: Begin tokenomics overhaul and zero-removal planning. (Read: lots of meetings where nobody understands the whiteboard diagrams.)
2. 2027: Implement token burn and buyback mechanisms. This phase has already been dubbed “The Great Token Toast” by fans.
3. 2030: The final countdown. Zeroes are gone. Celebrate with a meme-themed blockchain party.
Are the Zeroes Going to Rehab?
While the plan is ambitious, skeptics have questions. "Where are the zeroes going?" one critic asked. "Are they being recycled, or do they just vanish into the blockchain void?"
Pepe’s CEO responded cryptically, “The zeroes will live on… in spirit. Maybe in another meme coin.”
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Financial Experts Chime In
Market analysts warn of the risks:
Token Volatility: Removing zeroes might cause price spikes akin to your blood pressure during tax season.
Community Drama: Not everyone’s thrilled. Some SHIB and PEPE holders have formed the “Save the Zeroes” coalition, complete with protest memes.
Unexpected Math Problems: Imagine explaining this to your parents: “Yes, Dad, I had 1 billion SHIB, but now I have 1 SHIB. And yes, it’s good news.”
Fun Disclaimer:
This article is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as financial advice, math advice, or any advice at all, really. If you're thinking of investing in SHIB, PEPE, or any other cryptocurrency, consult a financial advisor—or better yet, your dog. They might have a nose for this stuff. And remember: zeroes are people too (well, kind of).
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