So here it is, guys. Nodepay just announced their Season 1 results, and they’re crazy! They claim to have ‘cleaned’ over 300k bots and scammers! This isn’t just any cleanup—this is fake account genocide! Like, what is this? A massive digital purge?
Just imagine, they deleted 17 billion points. Billion, with a capital M! Out there, there's a bot crying behind its VPN, saying, 'I'm tired of running this script day and night, and now it's all deleted!' While the Nodepay team just laughed and pressed the 'delete' button. This is modern-day Thanos, but it's not half the universe that gets hit—everyone who used fraudulent referrals is instantly gone.
Then they said they now prioritize users with Proof of Humanity. How do they do that? 'Nodepay, I swear I'm a real human! Look, I have an ID card, a baby photo, and a post of burnt food on Instagram. Don't delete my points!' While the bots out there are panicking, using Snapchat filters to look human. 'Well, is it real enough?'
There is also a Manual Audit. Can you imagine, there is a Nodepay intern sitting in front of the screen, scrolling through thousands of accounts while thinking, 'Hmm, username "CryptoLord123"? Must be a bot. But "MamaArisan77"? Ah, this is real. The person likes to get angry in the comments column.
And for those of you who have suddenly lost your points, Nodepay says it may be your referral that is affected. Bro, if your points suddenly go from 5 million to 5, try checking again. Maybe you invite a friend with an unclear username and an anime profile picture, and feel safe.
And now they're really hyped about Season 2 with 'tighter security.' Entering Nodepay is now like applying for a job at BIN. 'Please upload your ID card, provide your fingerprints, and complete the CAPTCHA in 10 seconds.' Even then, they still say, 'Hmm, it seems suspicious.'
Don't forget about the points that you want to convert into tokens. They said the tokens will be sent via airdrop soon. Soon. If you've ever played in the crypto world, you know, soon means next week, or even when the world ends. There are those who have been refreshing their wallets every 5 minutes while saying, 'Where's my token, bro? They said soon!
But yeah, kudos to Nodepay. Bots are eradicated, scammers are chased away, now only real users can enjoy this ecosystem. Although, to be honest, the real winner here is Nodepay itself—they just saved billions of free tokens from the hands of bots. Smart, right? Smart.