Breaking News: Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis Wallet Partially Cracked, 1.1 Million Bitcoins May Face Huge Selling Pressure

According to The Onion News, a laboratory in Kentucky, USA announced this week that it has partially cracked Satoshi Nakamoto's keys. Of the 12 mnemonic words in Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis Wallet, 8 key phrases have been cracked, and only 4 more need to be brute-forced to unlock 1.1 million bitcoins in the Genesis Block. If these bitcoins flood the market, it could lead to catastrophic selling pressure, and bitcoin may plummet back to a few thousand dollars.

The 8 mnemonic words include kentucky chat fried thursday vivo chicken dollar fifty