The Bitcoin Barber Blunder 😭😭😭

Jake was a barber who loved two things: giving sharp haircuts and trading Bitcoin. One day, while mid-fade on a customer, he received a notification on his phone: “Breaking News: Bitcoin Hits $60,000!”

Excited, Jake decided this was the perfect moment to sell and lock in his profits. But his hands were full—literally. So, he did the only logical thing: held the clippers in one hand and tried to place the trade on his phone with the other.

The customer, noticing Jake’s distracted state, asked, “Uh, everything okay back there?” Jake, completely focused on his phone, mumbled, “Hold still, man. I’m about to make millions.”

But in his excitement, Jake accidentally hit “Buy” instead of “Sell,” doubling his position right before Bitcoin took a nosedive. His customer ended up with a lopsided haircut, and Jake ended up with a lopsided portfolio.

From that day on, Jake stuck to trading after work and vowed to give his customers undivided attention. As for his client? He got free haircuts for a year as an apology.

Moral of the story: Multitasking is great—just not when clippers or crypto are involved!

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