“BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Mysterious Billionaire Is Pumping Bitcoin TONIGHT. Get Ready for the Moonshot! 🚀🌕”
Convinced he was about to strike gold, Kevin went big. He didn’t just buy Bitcoin — he took out a loan, sold his car, and even convinced his grandmother to lend him some money.
As the night wore on, Bitcoin began to soar. Kevin, sitting in his basement with five monitors and snacks, whispered to himself,
“I’m gonna be rich. Lambos, here I come.”
Around midnight, the price of Bitcoin spiked dramatically. Kevin was ecstatic! He jumped up and down, danced around the room, and started Googling luxury villas in the Bahamas. But just as he was typing in “how to retire by 30,” the price plummeted — hard.
Kevin panicked and tried to sell frantically, but the stock market froze. The infamous “unexpected server error” happened. When he came back online, Kevin had lost almost everything.
Dismayed, he logged into the Twitter thread, only to find the original poster gleefully announcing,
“Lol, just kidding, bro. HODL for life!”