The Crypto Exchange That Got Hacked Four Timesđ
Meet "CryptoSafe," an exchange that boasted "military-grade security."
Hacks:
1. 2018: $10 million stolen due to a lone hacker's coffee-shop Wi-Fi exploit.
2. 2020: $20 million lost after an employee's Gmail account was phishing-compromised.
3. 2022: $50 million vanished when a developer accidentally pushed untested code.
4. 2023: $100 million swiped thanks to a CEO's password reuse (it was "Crypt0King").
CryptoSafe's customers: "How can we trust you?"
CryptoSafe: "We're upgrading to... 'CryptoSafest'!"
Moral: Cybersecurity is not just a slogan!
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