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A naughty kid from a relative's family came to play at my house and poured a cup of Coke on my newly bought piano. It broke immediately. He said he was washing the piano. I got angry and scolded him. As a result, his mother said that I was too busy and didn't know how to take care of the child. My family members also interceded for the child. When they left, I secretly called the naughty kid over and gave him a red envelope. This is the reward for winning the piano. Remember, the bigger the piano, the more rewards you get. Don't tell your mother, otherwise she will confiscate it!

A month later, the kid poured Coke on a piano worth 690,000 yuan in a shopping mall. As a result, his mother fainted on the spot, muttering: This time it's over! #美联储何时降息？