"Wow, I'm so impressed that you're still holding onto those trades from two months ago, hoping for a magical overnight pump. I mean, who needs to cut losses or DCA when you can just wait for the moon, right? And please, do keep listening to those influencers who are totally not paid to shill - they have your best interests at heart (rolls eyes). I'm sure the market will totally defy all logic and reach new highs this year... said no one with a brain ever. But hey, don't worry, I'm sure the impending dump won't be a problem at all. It's not like it'll be the biggest in crypto history or anything... keep dreaming, friends!"
