**Crypto Comedy: Uncle Sam's ETH Adventure!**

- Arkham Intelligence spills the beans: Uncle Sam's wallet moved 300 ETH, worth $699,000, to a mystery wallet ending in "d46" on Aug. 5. 🚀

- This ETH stash? Seized by the government. Talk about a high-stakes heist!

- Ethereum's price has been on a rollercoaster, thanks to a lukewarm ETF launch and Japan's interest rate hike.

- Market makers dumped 130,000 ETH, sinking prices to around $2,100.

- CoinShares reports $146M outflow from Ethereum funds, with Grayscale's Trust seeing $603M in outflows.

- Analyst James Butterfill blames macroeconomic woes and geopolitical drama for the downturn.