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Incident at work 😆
I work at a screwdriver factory. At first, when I found out that our boss is interested in cryptocurrency and is a fan of Bitcoin, I was happy. But when, upon reaching the target of 19 million screwdrivers, he announced Halving 😂😂😂 I was very surprised and my salary fell by half

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There are 3 cryptocurrencies in the money transfer network. One of them shouts to her who are you? The first one says I am Bitcoin. The first cryptocurrency in the world. The second one says I'm Ethereum. I am a single decentralized virtual machine. The third one says I'm Pepe. I am a meme 😂😂😂🤣#Pepe $PEPE

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Hamster will be listed soon and now the holders of this coin will be called hamsters. Attention, question, what should we call newcomers in crypt???

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I found a story about one coin. This is a parody of the tragically famous Paicoin coin. The crypt is called Paicon.

And its slogan sounds like this:

“The crypto revolution is based on some open source software. We plan to change the world by taking 1 hour to create a client and 5 minutes to create the world's best website. Paycon promises to cure cancer, AIDS and all deadly diseases with the power of thought. World hunger? We will eliminate him. Is PSN lagging? Trust Paycon and we will save you. Are you wondering who Satoshi Nakamoto is? We found it. Paycon will do everything you can imagine and more. Without the need to buy paid support, the lowest price is why Paycon is the best investment for you."
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Crypto Trader's Dictionary.

Altcoin is “Alt” and “Coin” from German old coin.

Bitcoin is a “bit” and “Coin” coin that has its own musical beat of movement. Sometimes it's a hardcore beat. When you don't understand what's happening at all.

Risky trading - opening 6 trades using a cool currency name

Market Friday - opened the stock exchange drunk

Day trading - all the money is in the market and it doesn’t matter to you how the day candle closes, now you can sleep at night.

A break in trading - more than 10 unsuccessful trades

ATH - All Time High - this usually happens when you sell a currency at a minus

Volatility - I never understood what it depends on, but it’s a cool thing.

A black swan is when your grandfather asks you to explain what cryptocurrency is

Genesis is the first block in the blockchain chain, or simply called Terminator 4

A holding is a short trade that didn't work out

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Guys, tell me for statistics 😎😎😎
How much per month do you earn from crypto trading?

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The city put up a new billboard advertisement. On it is the inscription cryptocurrency future. Register on the site and earn your first million. A crowd of people gathered near this advertisement.
A crypto trader passes by and approaches one guy and says:
- don't fall for it son
The guy answers
Dad, I'm not a fish 😂
Trader:
That's right, you're a future hamster
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One programmer came up with artificial intelligence that analyzes your trading and expresses its opinion.
A friend asks him:
-how do you want to earn money, since subscription to the bot is free?
Programmer
- don’t forget, the bot says, I will make money from unsubscribes...

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After years of investing and careful trading, I finally have a six figure portfolio thanks to cryptocurrency!!!
-balance: 0.00001 BTC
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Why is robbing a crypto bank a bad idea?
Because you can leave empty-handed
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We met once at the same party, Satoshi Nakamota and Vitaly Buterin.
Satoshi asks:
- Why did you create Ethereum?
Vitaly
- for the possibility of developing decentralized applications based on a smart contract
- Why are you doing this?
Satoshi:
And I …. for fun!!!
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Not expected, not predicted. The only one in green. My respects 🎩🎩🎩
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I love jokes from Binance. They have a peculiar sense of humor
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A group is sitting at a bar and ordering 10 bottles of beer. The bartender approaches them and brings their order. One of the visitors jokingly asks
-can I pay with cryptocurrency?
The bartender jokingly replies:
Yes, it will cost 1 bitcoin
Visitor:
Seriously ? So cheap? I heard that one guy bought two pizzas for 10,000 bitcoins
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Not only men can be crypto investors.

Women also know that they need to diversify their assets - and it's not just about the wardrobe!
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Hello, we are conducting a survey of crypto traders, do you have time to answer one question?
- Yes
- we know you bought Bitcoin for 65,000 Usdt, Bitcoin was 73,777 Usdt. The question is, where do you store your profits?
- in dreams 😭

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The trader's wife came from the store
Her husband meets her at the threshold, glows with happiness and says:
I made 1 million while you were shopping.
-finally, is it true?
-no it's a joke
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Do you remember I gave you $PEPE for 50 dollars for your birthday, half a year ago?
- Yes I remember
- Give it back!!!
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The CEO of Wormhole decided to give a $500 prize for the best idea to save the organization money from the growing crisis. The award was given to a young employee who proposed reducing the prize money to $100.
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I bought W at the opening, I don’t regret it one bit
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Two cryptanalysts set up a sign on the road with the inscription “STOP, THE END IS NEAR, TURN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.”
A beautiful sports car drives past them at great speed, the driver-trader shouts and waves his fist:
- Fucking sectarians, you've had enough...
One analyst shouts after him
- Stop!!!
The car disappears around the bend, from there you can hear a rumble and a loud gurgle...
One analyst says to another:
— Yes, Martin, most likely you were right and you should have just written “BRIDGE DESTROYED!”
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