CriptoHash
Trader profesional de criptomonedas. Experto en la industria Cripto. Comparto conocimientos para empoderar inversores. Apasionado por la tecnología blockchain.
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"SEC does a 180°! Sends the accounting rule that had crypto REKT to the cemetery"
The 'Crypto Mom' celebrates while Wall Street breathes a sigh of relief: Goodbye to SAB 121, the accounting nightmare that made holding harder than explaining Bitcoin to your grandma.
BREAKING NEWS, CRYPTO FAMILY! 🚨 SEC gossip, gossip!! 👀
PAMP IT! 🚀 The SEC finally stops playing the villain and knocks down that boomer rule that had all the exchanges and custodians more wrecked than a trader with 125x leverage 😩
What just happened?
The SEC finally sent the famous SAB 121 to the shadow realm 👻 (that rule more toxic than a shitcoin rugpull). You know, the one that forced companies to count their cryptos as if they were debt... NGMI!
BREAKING NEWS, CRYPTO FAMILY! 🚨 SEC gossip, gossip!! 👀
PAMP IT! 🚀 The SEC finally stops playing the villain and knocks down that boomer rule that had all the exchanges and custodians more wrecked than a trader with 125x leverage 😩
What just happened?
The SEC finally sent the famous SAB 121 to the shadow realm 👻 (that rule more toxic than a shitcoin rugpull). You know, the one that forced companies to count their cryptos as if they were debt... NGMI!
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"FREE AT LAST! Ross Ulbricht makes the best trade of his life: Prison for Freedom"
From the depths of the prison bear market to the pump of freedom: Trump keeps his word and releases the founder of Silk Road after 11 years of forced HODL.
What's up cryptobros! 🚀 Are you ready for the new chapter in crypto history?
BOOM! 💥 The OG of Silk Road, Ross Ulbricht, finally gets out of prison thanks to Trump's pardon. Who would have thought? From being in the gulag to being free like an NFT in the metaverse 😎
After 11 years HODLing behind bars (longer than many BTC holders), the creator of the first crypto-friendly marketplace can finally make an exit scam... out of prison! 🏃♂️
What's up cryptobros! 🚀 Are you ready for the new chapter in crypto history?
BOOM! 💥 The OG of Silk Road, Ross Ulbricht, finally gets out of prison thanks to Trump's pardon. Who would have thought? From being in the gulag to being free like an NFT in the metaverse 😎
After 11 years HODLing behind bars (longer than many BTC holders), the creator of the first crypto-friendly marketplace can finally make an exit scam... out of prison! 🏃♂️
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"Bitcoin To The Moon: $105K and the Trump Effect"
The crypto king crushes resistances while Wall Street and the whales play FOMO before the presidential inauguration 📈.
What's up crypto lovers! 🚀 Are you ready for the mega pump we are seeing?
BOOM! 💥 Bitcoin just hit $105k and it's no coincidence that this is happening right before the "God Emperor" Trump takes the reins again. Coincidence? I don't think so, buddy!
Let's see what's happening:
BTC touched $105,723 (ATH loading... 👀)
Whales are moving their pieces like crazy 🐋
What's up crypto lovers! 🚀 Are you ready for the mega pump we are seeing?
BOOM! 💥 Bitcoin just hit $105k and it's no coincidence that this is happening right before the "God Emperor" Trump takes the reins again. Coincidence? I don't think so, buddy!
Let's see what's happening:
BTC touched $105,723 (ATH loading... 👀)
Whales are moving their pieces like crazy 🐋
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"EOS: The Awakening of a Sleeping Giant"
The blockchain that promises 0% fees and 33% APY now comes with a $10k airdrop on Binance Square 💸.
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Another day in the crypto multiverse? Ready for the latest on EOS? Hold on tight, this is hotter than a hardware wallet in the desert 🔥
BREAKING NEWS! Binance just dropped the bomb of the year with a $10k giveaway on $EOS 🤑 Remember when we were all paperhands in 2017? Well, EOS has evolved more than Pokémon, my people.
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Another day in the crypto multiverse? Ready for the latest on EOS? Hold on tight, this is hotter than a hardware wallet in the desert 🔥
BREAKING NEWS! Binance just dropped the bomb of the year with a $10k giveaway on $EOS 🤑 Remember when we were all paperhands in 2017? Well, EOS has evolved more than Pokémon, my people.
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"AI + Crypto: The Wildest Crossover Since Bitcoin Met Ethereum"
🎯 From manual trading to digital brains: There's no turning back now.
What's up, crypto bros! 🚀 Are you ready for the most epic mashup between AI and crypto that's about to come?
SPOILER ALERT! 🔥 Franklin Templeton (yes, those traditional dinosaurs) are more bullish than ever with this explosive combination. Who would have thought, huh?
Look at this, fam:
AI Agents are arriving like a Shiba Inu on steroids 🐕
No longer just HODLing tokens
They are creating content as if they were crypto influencers
What's up, crypto bros! 🚀 Are you ready for the most epic mashup between AI and crypto that's about to come?
SPOILER ALERT! 🔥 Franklin Templeton (yes, those traditional dinosaurs) are more bullish than ever with this explosive combination. Who would have thought, huh?
Look at this, fam:
AI Agents are arriving like a Shiba Inu on steroids 🐕
No longer just HODLing tokens
They are creating content as if they were crypto influencers
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ETHEREUM IN NAP MODE! LAST DISCOUNT BEFORE THE MOON?
Paperhands cry while whales accumulate - All about the drama of ETH under $3.5K and why true holders are celebrating 💎🙌.
What's up cryptobros! 🚀 Ready for the hottest gossip about ETH?
Hold on tight because this is getting good! 💎🙌 Our beloved Ethereum is kind of rekt, stuck below $3.5K like a shitcoiner after a rugpull. But you know what? The on-chain data is more bullish than a Bitcoin maximalist!
Why so optimistic? 🤔
What's up cryptobros! 🚀 Ready for the hottest gossip about ETH?
Hold on tight because this is getting good! 💎🙌 Our beloved Ethereum is kind of rekt, stuck below $3.5K like a shitcoiner after a rugpull. But you know what? The on-chain data is more bullish than a Bitcoin maximalist!
Why so optimistic? 🤔
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"BEAST MODE: The OTC Market Is Going To The Moon In 2024 (And Trump Is To Blame)"
From 0 to HODL: How institutional traders are quietly accumulating crypto while you keep watching Pepe memes 🐸💼.
WAGMI, crypto family! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest OTC market note? Buckle up because this is more bullish than my portfolio in 2021!
Guess who is back moving the markets? Yes, the one and only Donald "Make Crypto Great Again" Trump! 📈 And no, this is not a Wojak crying meme.
🎮 As Minecraft would say: The numbers are doubling! The OTC market (you know, those stealth transactions like a Fortnite ninja) shot up 106% in 2024. Coincidence? I don't think so! 🤔
WAGMI, crypto family! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest OTC market note? Buckle up because this is more bullish than my portfolio in 2021!
Guess who is back moving the markets? Yes, the one and only Donald "Make Crypto Great Again" Trump! 📈 And no, this is not a Wojak crying meme.
🎮 As Minecraft would say: The numbers are doubling! The OTC market (you know, those stealth transactions like a Fortnite ninja) shot up 106% in 2024. Coincidence? I don't think so! 🤔
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"ZUCK TO THE MOON: Meta could become the new Bitcoin Whale"
From metaverses to crypto: The tech giant is considering joining the MicroStrategy club and converting its dollars into satoshis 🐋💎.
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist in the corporate crypto world?
BREAKING! Meta (you know, Zuck's empire) is getting a proposal that would make even Satoshi blush 😏 The plan? Put Bitcoin in their treasury like someone puts memes in their Instagram feed.
Why is this more epic than a $BTC pump? 🤔
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist in the corporate crypto world?
BREAKING! Meta (you know, Zuck's empire) is getting a proposal that would make even Satoshi blush 😏 The plan? Put Bitcoin in their treasury like someone puts memes in their Instagram feed.
Why is this more epic than a $BTC pump? 🤔
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"DOGE vs. The Haters: The Analyst War"
Between predictions of $4 and comparisons to the dot-com bubble, everyone's favorite memecoin continues to break paradigms in 2024 🎯💥.
Hold on tight, crypto family! 🎢 Bloomberg analyst McGlone just dropped a bombshell about DOGE and altcoins that has everyone talking.
Remember the dot-com bubble? 💻 Well, according to McGlone, future generations will see Dogecoin and its 2.4 million sister cryptos exactly the same way. Ouch!
But wait, is everything really lost? 🤔
Hold on tight, crypto family! 🎢 Bloomberg analyst McGlone just dropped a bombshell about DOGE and altcoins that has everyone talking.
Remember the dot-com bubble? 💻 Well, according to McGlone, future generations will see Dogecoin and its 2.4 million sister cryptos exactly the same way. Ouch!
But wait, is everything really lost? 🤔
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DEFINITIVE GUIDE: CRYPTO DRAINERS 2025
Hey there crypto family, and welcome to 2025! Today we're diving into one of the hottest and most dangerous topics in the ecosystem: the infamous crypto drainers, those malwares that are wreaking havoc on the community.
What are drainers REALLY? 🤔
Drainers are ultra-sophisticated malicious scripts designed specifically for the Web3 ecosystem. Think of them as vacuum cleaners programmed to suck up all your digital assets in a matter of seconds.
What are drainers REALLY? 🤔
Drainers are ultra-sophisticated malicious scripts designed specifically for the Web3 ecosystem. Think of them as vacuum cleaners programmed to suck up all your digital assets in a matter of seconds.
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HODL Gang: Christmas and New Year Special 2025
🎄 Who asked for a Christmas rally from the Wise Men? Because Santa Satoshi delivered before! 🎅💰
This 2024 has been more volatile than my New Year's resolutions, but just like in "The Wolf of Wall Street", we keep HODLing like there’s no tomorrow! 🚀 Bitcoin proved to be the true Gigachad of the market, breaking records like my aunt breaking her diet at Christmas.
🎮 Retrospective 2024: A Year of Plot Twists
While some kept singing "All I Want for Christmas is You", we sang "All I Want for Christmas is BTC at 100K" - And we got it! This year was more epic than the ending of Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty.
This 2024 has been more volatile than my New Year's resolutions, but just like in "The Wolf of Wall Street", we keep HODLing like there’s no tomorrow! 🚀 Bitcoin proved to be the true Gigachad of the market, breaking records like my aunt breaking her diet at Christmas.
🎮 Retrospective 2024: A Year of Plot Twists
While some kept singing "All I Want for Christmas is You", we sang "All I Want for Christmas is BTC at 100K" - And we got it! This year was more epic than the ending of Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty.
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"Bitcoin in Hard Reset Mode: Next Stop $60k?"
Trading gurus and on-chain data suggest an epic correction while the market plays 'fair price' at historical levels 📊
TRADER ALERT! 🎯 The King of the Market is Dancing Dangerously
Did you think the Bitcoin rally was safer than OpenAI's predictions?
Plot twist! 📊 Our digital giant is showing more unstable signs than the last iOS update, and experts are jumping like influencers on BeReal when the notification goes off.
TRADER ALERT! 🎯 The King of the Market is Dancing Dangerously
Did you think the Bitcoin rally was safer than OpenAI's predictions?
Plot twist! 📊 Our digital giant is showing more unstable signs than the last iOS update, and experts are jumping like influencers on BeReal when the notification goes off.
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"WHALE ALERT! Binance Is Running Out of Bitcoin"
BTC reserves on the exchange fall to 2024 lows: Is a 90% pump coming? Experts point to a 'Super Cycle' while Saylor keeps buying like there's no tomorrow 🐋💎.
What's up, cryptonauts! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest news in the crypto-verse?
BREAKING! Binance is drier than a trader's wallet after a rug pull 😅 BTC reserves on the exchange have fallen to levels we haven't seen since January, and do you know what this means? PUMP INCOMING!
What's up, cryptonauts! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest news in the crypto-verse?
BREAKING! Binance is drier than a trader's wallet after a rug pull 😅 BTC reserves on the exchange have fallen to levels we haven't seen since January, and do you know what this means? PUMP INCOMING!
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CRYPTO CHRISTMAS 2024: WHEN MIRACLES ARE MEASURED IN SATOSHIS
💎 Because this year, even Santa's reindeer are DCAing in Bitcoin
What's up crypto lovers! 🚀 Ready for the most Christmas and bullish post of the year?
What if I told you that Santa Claus is more real in crypto than in real life? 🎅
Hold on tight because this is hotter than a CryptoPunks NFT! 🔥
Just look at what's happening:
Bitcoin playing 'To The Moon' like it was Dogecoin in 2021 💫
ETH making more flips than Tony Hawk in his prime 🛹
And the altcoins... crazier than a season of Stranger Things! 👾
What's up crypto lovers! 🚀 Ready for the most Christmas and bullish post of the year?
What if I told you that Santa Claus is more real in crypto than in real life? 🎅
Hold on tight because this is hotter than a CryptoPunks NFT! 🔥
Just look at what's happening:
Bitcoin playing 'To The Moon' like it was Dogecoin in 2021 💫
ETH making more flips than Tony Hawk in his prime 🛹
And the altcoins... crazier than a season of Stranger Things! 👾
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#2024withBinance What's up crypto bros 😁 I came across this recognition from Binance 😎 and I thought it was a good idea to share it with you all 👍😬, let's keep growing.
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"CRYPTO CHRISTMAS: THE CORRECTION NO ONE ASKED SANTA FOR"
Survival Guide for HODLers while the whales distribute coal and Powell plays the Grinch 💎❄️
Ho-Ho-HODL! 🎅 The Crypto Christmas Correction is Here 🎄
What's up crypto-family? Feeling the market's chill more than the North Pole's? 😎 As Jordan Belfort would say in Wolf of Wall Street: this is just a temporary turbulence on our journey to the moon 🚀
What's really going on? 🤔
The Grinch Powell from the FED came out with his speech colder than a snowman, announcing fewer rate cuts than gifts on Christmas.
Ho-Ho-HODL! 🎅 The Crypto Christmas Correction is Here 🎄
What's up crypto-family? Feeling the market's chill more than the North Pole's? 😎 As Jordan Belfort would say in Wolf of Wall Street: this is just a temporary turbulence on our journey to the moon 🚀
What's really going on? 🤔
The Grinch Powell from the FED came out with his speech colder than a snowman, announcing fewer rate cuts than gifts on Christmas.
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"CRYPTO ALERT! The FED makes the market dance in hardcore mode"
The crypto market loses $675M in liquidations while Bitcoin struggles to hold $96K. Is this a dip to buy or time to touch grass? 🤔💎
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Ready for the latest drama in the crypto world?
Hold on tight, this is getting good...
BREAKING! The crypto market is redder than a tomato 🍅 after Jerome "Party Pooper" Powell and the Fed took the foam off the party. Matrix glitch? No folks, it's just another typical day in crypto-land.
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Ready for the latest drama in the crypto world?
Hold on tight, this is getting good...
BREAKING! The crypto market is redder than a tomato 🍅 after Jerome "Party Pooper" Powell and the Fed took the foam off the party. Matrix glitch? No folks, it's just another typical day in crypto-land.
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#CryptoUsersHit18M: 18 MILLION DEGENERATES AND COUNTING!
What's up crypto fam! 🚀 Are you ready for the most epic FOMO in history?
BOOM! 💥 We just hit 18 million users in the cryptoverse.
Do you remember when we were just a few folks exchanging Bitcoins in 2013? Now look at us!
It's like watching The Matrix but in financial version - people are taking the red pill en masse and waking up from the traditional banking system 😎 We are no longer the weird nerds talking about blockchain in 2017... Now we are legion!
And do you know what's the craziest part? 🤔 This is just the tutorial of the game. As the meme would say, "You ain't seen nothing yet". When your aunt starts talking about DeFi at family lunches, then we'll know real mass adoption has arrived.
BOOM! 💥 We just hit 18 million users in the cryptoverse.
Do you remember when we were just a few folks exchanging Bitcoins in 2013? Now look at us!
It's like watching The Matrix but in financial version - people are taking the red pill en masse and waking up from the traditional banking system 😎 We are no longer the weird nerds talking about blockchain in 2017... Now we are legion!
And do you know what's the craziest part? 🤔 This is just the tutorial of the game. As the meme would say, "You ain't seen nothing yet". When your aunt starts talking about DeFi at family lunches, then we'll know real mass adoption has arrived.
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"Trump and Crypto.com: The Most Epic Crossover of 2024"
From enemies to allies: How a meeting at Mar-a-Lago made the SEC more wrecked than a short seller in a bull market 📈
💎🙌 Hold on cryptobros, because this is getting good! 🔥
Did you think Trump was just playing golf? WRONG! 😎 The CEO of Crypto.com, Kris Marszalek (our Kris for friends), just had an epic meeting in "The Godfather" style with Donald at his Mar-a-Lago mansion. Coincidence? I don't think so!
🤝 Plot twist: Crypto.com decided to drop its lawsuit against the SEC faster than paper hands selling the dip. Why? IYKYK... 😏
💎🙌 Hold on cryptobros, because this is getting good! 🔥
Did you think Trump was just playing golf? WRONG! 😎 The CEO of Crypto.com, Kris Marszalek (our Kris for friends), just had an epic meeting in "The Godfather" style with Donald at his Mar-a-Lago mansion. Coincidence? I don't think so!
🤝 Plot twist: Crypto.com decided to drop its lawsuit against the SEC faster than paper hands selling the dip. Why? IYKYK... 😏
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The Resurrected: FTX Begins Its Refund Season (Now with BitGo & Kraken DLC)
Who asked for the most awaited airdrop in history? FTX has entered the chat! 💸
BREAKING NEWS! The fallen giant FTX is about to make its best move in UNO reverse card style. Remember when SBF did an epic rugpull that even Thanos with the infinity stones couldn’t? Well, now comes the plot twist...
🗓️ On January 3rd (happy birthday Bitcoin, by the way!) the "Give back the money" season kicks off starring BitGo and Kraken as the good Samaritans of the crypto space. It’s like watching a crypto zombie resurrecting in The Walking Dead but with a wallet 💰
BREAKING NEWS! The fallen giant FTX is about to make its best move in UNO reverse card style. Remember when SBF did an epic rugpull that even Thanos with the infinity stones couldn’t? Well, now comes the plot twist...
🗓️ On January 3rd (happy birthday Bitcoin, by the way!) the "Give back the money" season kicks off starring BitGo and Kraken as the good Samaritans of the crypto space. It’s like watching a crypto zombie resurrecting in The Walking Dead but with a wallet 💰