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I’m the Imaginary Lawyer, the greatest crypto analyst you can imagine!
BOME is my favorite!
I’m here to spread friendship and to help you become rich!
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I don’t get it if D can dock or not . Can they hide their head?
I think A will die If E will pushes the stone
What about you.
What about you.
You make no sense at all.
This is $BTC since 2009, and one candle represents 6 months. Do you see the pattern? After every halving, price drops 50-70% for 6-12 months, and then we rise for the next 2-2,5 years. Since last halving, we've gone down 10% from the top, so there's plenty for more!
If you're young, new to market or if you're planning to make long term investments, please, wait for better times. Remember, if the price drops 50%, it takes 100% gain just to recover.
If you're young, new to market or if you're planning to make long term investments, please, wait for better times. Remember, if the price drops 50%, it takes 100% gain just to recover.
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FAKE. Don’t listen to these clowns. Report their fake post. Solana never hit 300.
📉 From $320 to $130 – My SOL Nightmare! 😭💸
I’m a student who saved up my hard-earned money and thought I was making a smart investment. I bought Solana at $320, believing in its future… 🚀
BUT NOW… SOL is at $130! 😨 I’ve lost a huge chunk of my savings! 💀💸
Everyone says, “Crypto is the future!” But what about students like me who invested with hope and got wrecked? Who will answer for this?! 🤔
💡 What should I do now?
✅ HODL and pray for a recovery? 🙏
✅ SELL and accept my loss? 😞
✅ DCA (Dollar-Cost Average) to lower my entry price?
📊 Fellow traders, if YOU were in my shoes, what would you do? Drop your advice below! 👇🔥
#Solana #CryptoCrash #HODLOrSell #SOL #CryptoInvesting
I’m a student who saved up my hard-earned money and thought I was making a smart investment. I bought Solana at $320, believing in its future… 🚀
BUT NOW… SOL is at $130! 😨 I’ve lost a huge chunk of my savings! 💀💸
Everyone says, “Crypto is the future!” But what about students like me who invested with hope and got wrecked? Who will answer for this?! 🤔
💡 What should I do now?
✅ HODL and pray for a recovery? 🙏
✅ SELL and accept my loss? 😞
✅ DCA (Dollar-Cost Average) to lower my entry price?
📊 Fellow traders, if YOU were in my shoes, what would you do? Drop your advice below! 👇🔥
#Solana #CryptoCrash #HODLOrSell #SOL #CryptoInvesting
🤦♀️ are you for real?? Are you a plant from binance to make people think stupidity is so normal?
🚨 Binance Liquidation Horror Story - Did Anyone Else Experience This? 🚨
I’m currently going through a nightmare with Binance, and I need your help to understand if anyone else has had this happen! 😤
💸 I had a $6,500 position on Binance, and despite having over $8,000 in my account, my ENTIRE balance was wiped out during liquidation, including a $6,500 liquidation fee.
The weird part? The liquidation history shows "Bankrupt", and there’s no explanation of why my funds were completely taken in this way. It wasn't a funding fee, closing fee, or any usual type of fee – it was labeled as liquidation/clearance.
Here's what happened:
Position Liquidated for $6,500
Charged $6,500 as Liquidation Fee
My account had over $8,000 left, but ALL of it went into liquidation fees.
The liquidation history says "Bankrupt" despite the available funds.
Binance support is investigating but can’t give me a clear breakdown of how they calculated this fee.
Has anyone had a similar experience with Binance liquidations? Is this a bug or something that happens rarely? How did you resolve it, and was there any refund or explanation?
I’ve requested a refund, but I’m still waiting on clarity. If you’ve experienced this, or know anyone who has, please let me know. I’d really appreciate any help or advice. 🙏
#Binance #CryptoCommunity #CryptoTrading #Liquidation #BinanceSupport #CryptoProblems #CryptoLoss
I’m currently going through a nightmare with Binance, and I need your help to understand if anyone else has had this happen! 😤
💸 I had a $6,500 position on Binance, and despite having over $8,000 in my account, my ENTIRE balance was wiped out during liquidation, including a $6,500 liquidation fee.
The weird part? The liquidation history shows "Bankrupt", and there’s no explanation of why my funds were completely taken in this way. It wasn't a funding fee, closing fee, or any usual type of fee – it was labeled as liquidation/clearance.
Here's what happened:
Position Liquidated for $6,500
Charged $6,500 as Liquidation Fee
My account had over $8,000 left, but ALL of it went into liquidation fees.
The liquidation history says "Bankrupt" despite the available funds.
Binance support is investigating but can’t give me a clear breakdown of how they calculated this fee.
Has anyone had a similar experience with Binance liquidations? Is this a bug or something that happens rarely? How did you resolve it, and was there any refund or explanation?
I’ve requested a refund, but I’m still waiting on clarity. If you’ve experienced this, or know anyone who has, please let me know. I’d really appreciate any help or advice. 🙏
#Binance #CryptoCommunity #CryptoTrading #Liquidation #BinanceSupport #CryptoProblems #CryptoLoss
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SCAM that’s what it means
Can someone tell me what does it mean
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No. It was a scam.
Binance Confirms LUNA and UST Collapse Was an Attack
Binance has officially acknowledged that the decline of LUNA and UST resulted from an attack. The AirDrop screen for $LUNA clearly categorizes distributions into "pre-attack" and "post-attack" phases. Additionally, it shows that 85% of $LUNA tokens have already been unlocked, with only a small portion left for distribution.
Terra was an outstanding blockchain, and without the attack, it could have even surpassed Ethereum. Its downfall was not due to a scam but a deliberate attack. Binance, the largest crypto exchange, recognizes this fact.
Even now, the Terra Classic blockchain remains superior to many others. This is why our commitment to $LUNC and $USTC remains strong—it’s not without reason!
$BNB
Binance has officially acknowledged that the decline of LUNA and UST resulted from an attack. The AirDrop screen for $LUNA clearly categorizes distributions into "pre-attack" and "post-attack" phases. Additionally, it shows that 85% of $LUNA tokens have already been unlocked, with only a small portion left for distribution.
Terra was an outstanding blockchain, and without the attack, it could have even surpassed Ethereum. Its downfall was not due to a scam but a deliberate attack. Binance, the largest crypto exchange, recognizes this fact.
Even now, the Terra Classic blockchain remains superior to many others. This is why our commitment to $LUNC and $USTC remains strong—it’s not without reason!
$BNB
What ignorance. 🤦♀️. Dont listen to these clowns. This is called DOMINANCE and it’s a “natural effect” that happens on the chart. What a clown. 🤡
🚨 Crypto Market Manipulation Alert! 🚨
Something big just happened across major cryptos like BTC, SOL, XRP, and BNB—and it's not a coincidence.
🔻 Massive Red Candles appeared at the same time across multiple charts.
💥 Huge Stop Hunt wiped out overleveraged longs before an instant recovery.
🎭 Coordinated Manipulation? Whales & market makers grabbed liquidity before pushing prices back up.
What This Means:
This wasn't a natural drop—it was a liquidation event targeting high-leverage traders.
Market makers engineered a cascade of liquidations, hunting predictable stop-loss levels.
Next Moves? The market could see another fakeout before a reversal.
💡 Don’t get trapped—adapt to the game.
🕵️♂️ Want insights? Follow for real-time market breakdowns!
#Crypto #Bitcoin #Liquidations $BTC
Something big just happened across major cryptos like BTC, SOL, XRP, and BNB—and it's not a coincidence.
🔻 Massive Red Candles appeared at the same time across multiple charts.
💥 Huge Stop Hunt wiped out overleveraged longs before an instant recovery.
🎭 Coordinated Manipulation? Whales & market makers grabbed liquidity before pushing prices back up.
What This Means:
This wasn't a natural drop—it was a liquidation event targeting high-leverage traders.
Market makers engineered a cascade of liquidations, hunting predictable stop-loss levels.
Next Moves? The market could see another fakeout before a reversal.
💡 Don’t get trapped—adapt to the game.
🕵️♂️ Want insights? Follow for real-time market breakdowns!
#Crypto #Bitcoin #Liquidations $BTC
Worth noting
🔥 PI MINERS—IS THIS HOW IT ENDS? 🔥
For SIX YEARS, we’ve mined. We’ve believed. We’ve built a community from the ground up. And now? A huge chunk of our hard-earned Pi might vanish—burned forever.
Why? Because some referrals haven’t completed KYC. Not our fault. Not our choice. But our loss?
Imagine waking up one day to see a massive portion of your mined Pi gone. Just like that. No reward for loyalty. No appreciation for years of dedication.
This isn’t just about tokens. It’s about trust. It’s about the countless hours, the hope, the commitment we’ve poured into this project.
🔥 Should the #PiCoreTeam rethink this?
🔥 Should miners be penalized for an incomplete KYC system?
🔥 Should loyalty be met with loss—or recognition?
This isn’t just another crypto update. This is about us—the Pioneers who made Pi what it is today.
If you believe in fairness, speak up. Tag the #PiCoreTeam. Let them know our time, our loyalty, our Pi—MATTERS.
💬 Drop your thoughts below. Let’s make some noise.
#BybitForensics #BinanceAlphaAlert #BinanceLaunchpoolRED #TraderProfile #SBF1stTweetIn2Yrs
For SIX YEARS, we’ve mined. We’ve believed. We’ve built a community from the ground up. And now? A huge chunk of our hard-earned Pi might vanish—burned forever.
Why? Because some referrals haven’t completed KYC. Not our fault. Not our choice. But our loss?
Imagine waking up one day to see a massive portion of your mined Pi gone. Just like that. No reward for loyalty. No appreciation for years of dedication.
This isn’t just about tokens. It’s about trust. It’s about the countless hours, the hope, the commitment we’ve poured into this project.
🔥 Should the #PiCoreTeam rethink this?
🔥 Should miners be penalized for an incomplete KYC system?
🔥 Should loyalty be met with loss—or recognition?
This isn’t just another crypto update. This is about us—the Pioneers who made Pi what it is today.
If you believe in fairness, speak up. Tag the #PiCoreTeam. Let them know our time, our loyalty, our Pi—MATTERS.
💬 Drop your thoughts below. Let’s make some noise.
#BybitForensics #BinanceAlphaAlert #BinanceLaunchpoolRED #TraderProfile #SBF1stTweetIn2Yrs
Are you ready to become rich?! 🤑 🤑
With president #Trump supporting crypto the sky is the limit!
Choose your investments carefully and always look at the numbers before listening to the news or people like me. Don’t get me wrong, the Lawyer is your best ally in Binance and also the greatest crypto analyst of all time and you should follow his posts with faith, but you need to go ahead and read the numbers and make a based decision.
It’s obvious President Trump is not going to come all out screaming crypto. But he’s hint enough and beyond. For those who expected this to be the case you need to get into politics just a bit more.
USA government keeps on buying BTC rapidly but silently, small chunks here and there. (Soon) the United States will have acquired the greatest BTC reserve of all. Im not a detective and Im not a reporter but you can believe me I’ve seen it with my own golden frog eyes.
Enough talk!, you’re here for some action!
Three coins you need to get your hands on right now:
$BOME
$TRUMP
$MOVE
I wouldn’t say I’d sell my house, but one feels tempted. Don’t long carelessly. And if your investment is up 13% or more, consider TP.
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
With president #Trump supporting crypto the sky is the limit!
Choose your investments carefully and always look at the numbers before listening to the news or people like me. Don’t get me wrong, the Lawyer is your best ally in Binance and also the greatest crypto analyst of all time and you should follow his posts with faith, but you need to go ahead and read the numbers and make a based decision.
It’s obvious President Trump is not going to come all out screaming crypto. But he’s hint enough and beyond. For those who expected this to be the case you need to get into politics just a bit more.
USA government keeps on buying BTC rapidly but silently, small chunks here and there. (Soon) the United States will have acquired the greatest BTC reserve of all. Im not a detective and Im not a reporter but you can believe me I’ve seen it with my own golden frog eyes.
Enough talk!, you’re here for some action!
Three coins you need to get your hands on right now:
$BOME
$TRUMP
$MOVE
I wouldn’t say I’d sell my house, but one feels tempted. Don’t long carelessly. And if your investment is up 13% or more, consider TP.
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
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HODL ‼️‼️
Final Update on $MOVE
We’re close to doubling our position, again.
Hi guys! The Lawyer is here with another update on our #MOVE positioning.
So the triple top we analyzed finished the formation and manifested in a brutal 30% drop. Luckily we had sold it and now gaining over 17% we reenter a much improved long position. Reentering at 0,8778 (psychological).
This one and perhaps one or two more and we’re finished with this movement because doubling twice should serve you well.
Alright, quick post to help my friends become rich.
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
#altsesaon
We’re close to doubling our position, again.
Hi guys! The Lawyer is here with another update on our #MOVE positioning.
So the triple top we analyzed finished the formation and manifested in a brutal 30% drop. Luckily we had sold it and now gaining over 17% we reenter a much improved long position. Reentering at 0,8778 (psychological).
This one and perhaps one or two more and we’re finished with this movement because doubling twice should serve you well.
Alright, quick post to help my friends become rich.
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
#altsesaon
$MOVE Update
We entered MOVE exact at 101 and then at 84, it’s now at 1,035 and I exited.
(1,5% is not a lot but it’s meaningful after a -16%. This is for those that took exclusively the first entry. )
The volumen has disappeared. Also there’s a triple top type of formation in the daily timeframe and if the $BTC happens to fall, well, that’s why we’re prepared.
I believe that it will grow more. But also that triple top thing is terrifying!; it looks like a really promising SHS which as you of course already know, it’s very bearish.
You can interpret it as a double bottom as well and that’s an enticing possibility. This is the reason we want that lower entry after selling.
Also, in smaller timeframes there’s an ascending wedge. Usually you wait for it to either continue or fall but I feel like moving right now.
Overall it wasn’t a lot this time but at last we made some mdfxng money. Sometimes we’ll do small trades like this (+10%) bc I can’t risk your money like I risk mine.
Alright, go get your-winner-selves some $ETH
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
We entered MOVE exact at 101 and then at 84, it’s now at 1,035 and I exited.
(1,5% is not a lot but it’s meaningful after a -16%. This is for those that took exclusively the first entry. )
The volumen has disappeared. Also there’s a triple top type of formation in the daily timeframe and if the $BTC happens to fall, well, that’s why we’re prepared.
I believe that it will grow more. But also that triple top thing is terrifying!; it looks like a really promising SHS which as you of course already know, it’s very bearish.
You can interpret it as a double bottom as well and that’s an enticing possibility. This is the reason we want that lower entry after selling.
Also, in smaller timeframes there’s an ascending wedge. Usually you wait for it to either continue or fall but I feel like moving right now.
Overall it wasn’t a lot this time but at last we made some mdfxng money. Sometimes we’ll do small trades like this (+10%) bc I can’t risk your money like I risk mine.
Alright, go get your-winner-selves some $ETH
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
People love this one:
Signal type!
Long; !
Entry point: right now.
Exit: I will let you know. Trust the Lawyer.
I bought as much $YFI , $MOVE , and $ETH As I was able to. These are ready to rally at any moment. Don’t miss out.
#BOME Is always on fire 🔥
I will save more money and come back later to buy more and so should you.
#AltSeasonComing
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
Signal type!
Long; !
Entry point: right now.
Exit: I will let you know. Trust the Lawyer.
I bought as much $YFI , $MOVE , and $ETH As I was able to. These are ready to rally at any moment. Don’t miss out.
#BOME Is always on fire 🔥
I will save more money and come back later to buy more and so should you.
#AltSeasonComing
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
I’ll take a +20%‼️ on my position any day. And that day is today. Yes, one more time, we’re becoming rich!! 🤑
Hi guys! The Imaginary Lawyer came with more great crypto advice on both BTC and ALTS.
I’m on the #MOVE , after selling it at 1,1975 I’m reentering the position at 1.016. We do this live bc you’re hopeless and it’s the best way to help you.
Remember we doubled this position already. And now we will do it again. But adding now this 20% is a great step towards that goal.
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On a not unrelated note, We really need to discuss $BTC bc they’re trying to trick you into selling. I insisted on selling when it was at 102 but now it feels off.
It’s been bearish divergences everywhere all the time for the last couple of weeks but now, those are coming with very low volumes, this indicates it’s a fake out. We will likely see a bear trap;
There’s a confirmed cross in the weekly time frame both in the convergence and the Stocc RSI. But as soon as both confirmed, the volumes dropped immensely only to rebound brutally in a couple of days making the price grow a lot.
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These are great!:
$ETH
$MOVE
#Alts
And #BOME of C.
Alright, thanks for your time,
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
Hi guys! The Imaginary Lawyer came with more great crypto advice on both BTC and ALTS.
I’m on the #MOVE , after selling it at 1,1975 I’m reentering the position at 1.016. We do this live bc you’re hopeless and it’s the best way to help you.
Remember we doubled this position already. And now we will do it again. But adding now this 20% is a great step towards that goal.
-
On a not unrelated note, We really need to discuss $BTC bc they’re trying to trick you into selling. I insisted on selling when it was at 102 but now it feels off.
It’s been bearish divergences everywhere all the time for the last couple of weeks but now, those are coming with very low volumes, this indicates it’s a fake out. We will likely see a bear trap;
There’s a confirmed cross in the weekly time frame both in the convergence and the Stocc RSI. But as soon as both confirmed, the volumes dropped immensely only to rebound brutally in a couple of days making the price grow a lot.
-
These are great!:
$ETH
$MOVE
#Alts
And #BOME of C.
Alright, thanks for your time,
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
It’s time to $MOVE
Hi guys!! I’m the Imaginary Lawyer and I’m here to help you become rich!
I’m still really bullish on MOVE, but I just exited my long position.
I advised my friends to please get into #MOVE when it was around 0,60. I just sold it at 1,2 and advised you to do the same.
We basically doubled our money. Again.
How rich are you now?!
Also don’t forget what we spoke about $BTC
As per the usual, thanks for reading and thanks for becoming rich with me!
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
Hi guys!! I’m the Imaginary Lawyer and I’m here to help you become rich!
I’m still really bullish on MOVE, but I just exited my long position.
I advised my friends to please get into #MOVE when it was around 0,60. I just sold it at 1,2 and advised you to do the same.
We basically doubled our money. Again.
How rich are you now?!
Also don’t forget what we spoke about $BTC
As per the usual, thanks for reading and thanks for becoming rich with me!
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
🩸 🩸 🩸 Life is red, blood is in the air. It’s time to become rich. 💥 🚀 🌕
Can you see it with your own eyes? How the
$BTC plummeted. Brought everything else down with it.
More than a Trillion Dollars were removed from stocks as well. This is about half of total crypto value.
Hi guys! The Lawyer has comeback to look out for you in these volatile times.
I’m sharing a screenshot of my plan. So that you can copy it for free. Gives you an idea at least how you play.
This is time to go and accumulate those assets you always wanted to have at a discounted price.
I keep buying the $BOME and $ETH because I Like them! But also they’re so cheap.. You have to go get yourself some ETH as soon as possible.
[Wrote you two articles on the weekend analyzing and explaining how it’s collapsing now one week later. I’ll pin them down so you can check in those and see what we are all about. Plain and simple: I don’t predict the future and I don’t really try to convince you of anything. Since you’re clueless; I Just directly tell you what to do when I’m able to and we become rich together because we’re friends and that’s what friends do for each other.]
#ALTSEASON Has set in. Don’t miss it because you’re in panic 🫂
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
Can you see it with your own eyes? How the
$BTC plummeted. Brought everything else down with it.
More than a Trillion Dollars were removed from stocks as well. This is about half of total crypto value.
Hi guys! The Lawyer has comeback to look out for you in these volatile times.
I’m sharing a screenshot of my plan. So that you can copy it for free. Gives you an idea at least how you play.
This is time to go and accumulate those assets you always wanted to have at a discounted price.
I keep buying the $BOME and $ETH because I Like them! But also they’re so cheap.. You have to go get yourself some ETH as soon as possible.
[Wrote you two articles on the weekend analyzing and explaining how it’s collapsing now one week later. I’ll pin them down so you can check in those and see what we are all about. Plain and simple: I don’t predict the future and I don’t really try to convince you of anything. Since you’re clueless; I Just directly tell you what to do when I’m able to and we become rich together because we’re friends and that’s what friends do for each other.]
#ALTSEASON Has set in. Don’t miss it because you’re in panic 🫂
Imaginary Lawyer out!! ggs
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