I heard a joke from the system.
A dinner party in the system, of high standard, attended by celebrities, bigwigs, and senior officials.
Before the meal started, a sweet-looking waitress came in and said with a smile: "Do you know Lao Bi? Please keep everyone's mobile phones together." Everyone at the table smiled knowingly and responded one after another.
After getting drunk and full, everyone waited for their mobile phones, but they didn't return them for a long time.
What happened? The foreman explained: There is no such waitress in the hotel.
7 Apple phones, 5 Huawei phones, just gone! You've learned something new, scammers are also keeping up with the times!
But the leaders were panicked: Losing a phone is a small matter, what if so much information is leaked? Especially there are so many shameful things, such as the film and television works written and performed by women around them...
Everyone was so anxious that they beat their chests and stamped their feet...
At this time, the waitress just now called the bar: Leaders, your phone... do you want to settle it privately or publicly? For private settlement, the secretary will pay 100,000 yuan, and other leaders will remit 120,000 yuan to me: For public settlement, I will hand over the phone to the Commission for Discipline Inspection!
The leaders said in unison: "Private settlement, private settlement, and at the same time, the two secretaries at the table expressed their determination to maintain a high degree of consistency with other leaders, and must also pay 120,000 yuan for private settlement..."
In one night, 1.44 million yuan was settled.
