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Portable Detective07
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🚨💥 BITCOIN ALERT! 🚨💥
You guys, I've got some scary news! 🎃 Bitcoin is stuck in a corrective structure, and it's like being trapped in a haunted house! 🏠 The ghosts of resistance are lurking around $96,670, while the monsters of support are hiding below $95,080. 🐺 Now, I know what you're thinking... "What's the worst that could happen?" 😱 Well, let me tell you, there are TWO terrifying scenarios! 😲 Scenario 1: The White Nightmare 🕷️ Bitcoin could plummet into the depths of the mid-$80K region! 😨 It's like falling into a dark abyss with no escape! 🌑 Scenario 2: The Yellow Warning Sign ⚠️ Things might seem okay at first, but then Bitcoin could rally and then... BAM! 🎉 It's like being lured into a trap by a sneaky monster! 🐲 So, what do we do? 🤔 We watch the key indicators, that's what! 🔍 If Bitcoin breaks above $96,673, we might be safe... for now. 😌 But if it stays below, the White Nightmare scenario becomes more likely! 😨 Stay vigilant, Bitcoin fans! 🔍 We're in for a wild ride! 🎠