#Crypto2025Trends

Crypto, where's my yacht?

2025. Crypto enthusiasts no longer argue about which is better - Bitcoin or Ethereum. Now the question is more serious: "Which Moon are we hanging out on today?"

1️⃣ Bitcoin $1M? Yes, but only in dreams!

Someone promised the Moon, and we're still on Earth. But miners now heat their homes, and neighbors envy "crypto boiler houses".

2️⃣ NFT immortality

Why live in reality if you can sell your soul as an NFT? True, it will end up on OpenSea for 0.01 ETH, but it's "unique"!

3️⃣ Crypto on the subway

Entrance for DOGE, exit for SHIBA. Forgot your wallet? No problem - just sell a meme and ride for free!

4️⃣ Crypto weddings

Now marriage contracts are on the blockchain. Getting divorced? Pay a commission in gas! But no division of property - everything is tokenized.

5️⃣ Traders and their nerves

2025 is the year when HODL became an official diagnosis. Doctors prescribe vacations on islands bought with bitcoins (when they were still worth something).

How do you see your crypto future? Or have you already sold everything and gone into growing potatoes? 🥔