1. Believe the hype without thinking.
“This coin is the next Bitcoin!”—say no more, take my money.
2. Trust everyone on the internet.
If they have a picture of a rocket, they must know something.
3. Bypass Security
Who needs passwords? Recovery phrases? Let fate decide.
4. Buy high, sell low.
Why wait to make profits? Panic now!
5. Use leverage like crazy.
Multiply your risks by two, and multiply your losses by three.
6. Bet everything on memes.
Because cartoon dogs are the future of money, clearly.
7. Ignore all warning signs.
Scam? No, it's just "high risk, high reward."
8. Trade with emotion
Your gut feeling is more reliable than any market analysis.
Congratulations! Your wallet is now lighter than your excuses.
Bonus: Just buy meme coins then pretend you're a crypto entrepreneur and enjoy those dips my friend, dips love you especially rugpull withdrawal projects 😂
