The giant that defeated the SEC is now going for the throne of stablecoins with a launch that promises more regulation than your controlling ex.
ATTENTION Crypto Degenetraders! 🚀 Are you ready for the most epic plot twist since Bitcoin hit its first ATH?
BOOOM! 💥 Ripple is about to drop its new creation: the RLUSD stablecoin. And no, it's not just another "shitcoin" from the bunch. This baby comes more regulated than a GTA NPC following traffic rules 🚦
When? TOMORROW DECEMBER 17, FAMILY! 📅
Why is this more BULLISH than a bull on Red Bull? 🐂
1:1 backing with USD (safer than a diamond chest in Minecraft)
Regulated by the NYDFS (like having a level 100 Charizard in terms of legitimacy)
Brad Garlinghouse is more confident than Elon Musk tweeting about DOGE 😎
And here comes the JUICY part fam... 🍖
The platforms Uphold, MoonPay, Archax, and CoinMENA are already ready for the party 🎉 It's like when all the Avengers come together, but in crypto form 💪
BUT WATCH OUT! 👀 Plot twist incoming:
David Schwartz (the CTO, aka the Matrix architect of Ripple) is warning about initial FOMO. Some crazy people are already offering 1 RLUSD for 511 XRP (over $1200) 🤪
Did someone say "Sir, this is a casino"?
Fun fact: They have the former governor of the Reserve Bank of India and a former head of the Boston FED on their team. It's like having Gordon Ramsay and Salt Bae cooking together in your kitchen 👨🍳
For the newcomers in the neighborhood:
Ripple Payments has moved more than $70B (more money than the loot from all the GTAs combined)
Covers more than 90 markets (more expansion than the Roman Empire at its peak)
Comes with monthly certifications (more transparent than water in a Minecraft speedrun)
And for those who say "another stablecoin" 🥱... Bro, this is like comparing a Nokia 1100 with an iPhone 15 Pro Max. Same same, but different!
WAGMI with this news, family! 💎🙌
Remember: "DYOR and HODL like there's no tomorrow" 🚀
P.S.: If this doesn't make you bullish, you need to check your copium levels ASAP!