My Year Review in Crypto :-
So, I spent a whole year diving deep into the wild, wonderful, and often wacky world of crypto. After 365 days of intense staring at charts, FOMO-ing into every meme coin, and losing sleep over every market dip, I've made a whopping... drumroll, please... $55 profit!
To put that into perspective, I earned $625 and lost $569. It's like winning the lottery, but instead of a big check, you get a coupon for a discount at the local crypto exchange.
I'm starting to think my old 9-to-5 job, where I'd get paid to sit in a chair and not worry about the price of Bitcoin, wasn't such a bad deal after all. At least then, I wouldn't have to explain to my family why I'm eating ramen noodles again.
Here's a quick breakdown of my year in crypto:
1:- January: "I'm going to be a crypto millionaire by the end of the year!"
2:- February: "This dip is a buying opportunity!" (Buys more)
3:- March: "I'm a HODLer!" (Holds bags)
4:- April: "I've found the next Bitcoin!" (It crashes)
5:- May: "I'm a day trader now!" (Loses money every day)
6:- June: "I'm a swing trader!" (Loses money every swing)
7:- July: "I'm a long-term investor!" (Market crashes)
8:- August: "I'm a technical analyst!" (Can't predict anything)
9:- September: "I'm a fundamental analyst!" (Can't understand anything)
10:- October: "I'm a crypto influencer!" (No one listens)
11:- November: "I'm a crypto YouTuber!" (No views)
12:- December: "I'm going back to my 9-to-5 job."
If you're thinking about getting into crypto, remember: it's a high-risk, high-reward (or low-reward) investment. And if you do decide to take the plunge, be prepared to laugh at your own mistakes.
