In the vast and chaotic bazaar of the crypto world, where dreams of instant wealth are sold at the price of common sense, grotesque and picturesque creatures have emerged. They are not coins in the classical sense, nor even in the new blockchain paradigm. They are caricatures, bad-taste jokes that have evolved into insatiable monsters. $DOGE , $PEPE , $SHIB and Bonk, the jesters of the digital kingdom, embody banality turned into investment and collective delirium elevated to financial dogma.
DogeCoin, the matron of this grotesque family, was born as a mockery of the system and ended up being its parodic queen. Its origin—a charming meme of a Shiba Inu dog—could have remained in the annals of internet humor. But no: human stupidity decided to give it value. And there it is, celebrated as an asset by hordes of investors who believe that a digital bark can be more valuable than gold. Doge is not the decentralized revolution that crypto promised; it is a joke that got out of hand for its own creators.
Then comes Pepe, the infamous frog who jumped from the darkest corners of the internet to the circus of the financial market. PepeCoin is nothing more than the apex of crypto nihilism: a coin based on a meme frog that represents, at its essence, absolute emptiness. It is a silent scream of financial desperation, a reminder that we live in an era where ridiculousness is profitable and common sense is a thing of the past.
Shiba Inu, for its part, wanted to imitate Doge, but without grace, like a repeated joke that no longer makes you laugh. Shiba fans present it as 'the Doge killer,' but it is little more than a pastiche of what was already a caricature. With its army of hysterical fans and aggressive marketing, Shiba is the financial equivalent of those infomercial programs that promise you the world in exchange for a plastic cube.
And finally, there’s Bonk, the most recent abomination of the crypto zoo. Bonk represents a low point even for the standards of meme coins, with a name that sounds more like a dog toy than a serious coin. Bonk doesn’t even pretend to have a purpose; it is pure chaos, a coin that offers nothing more than the promise of quick wealth that never arrives.
These coins are nothing more than a mirror of our era: superficial, immediate, desperate for the next dose of novelty. Traders chase them like dogs after their own tails, hoping that the next 'pump' will take them to the moon. But the reality is different: the crypto cosmos is full of dead satellites, and these coins are their most pathetic remains.
What’s the result? A legion of losers, ruined dreamers, and a few opportunists who managed to exit before everything went to hell. But the circus continues, because there are always more gullible people ready to fall into the trap. Doge, Pepe, Shiba, Bonk: they are not coins, they are mirages, the noise of a civilization that has lost its sense of value, sanity, the essentials do not change: these 'coins' are nothing more than smoke and canned laughter. And in the end, when the lights of the circus go out, all that will be left is the echo of the fools who applauded.