Breaking News: Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis wallet partially cracked, 1.1 million Bitcoins may face huge selling pressure

According to The Onion News, a laboratory in Kentucky, USA announced on Thursday that it has partially cracked Satoshi Nakamoto's keys. Eight out of the twelve mnemonic words of Satoshi Nakamoto's Genesis wallet have been cracked, and only four more need to be brute-forced to unlock the 1.1 million Bitcoins in the genesis block. If these Bitcoins flood the market, it could lead to catastrophic selling pressure, and Bitcoin may plummet back to a few thousand dollars.

The eight cracked mnemonic words include kentucky chat fried thursday vivo chicken dollar fifty$BTC