“The Great Bitcoin Blunder 😳😳😳”

A guy named Alex prided himself on being a “crypto genius.” He read every tweet, every forum post, and even consulted his dog for trading advice (he called it “Bark-to-Market analysis”).

One fine Sunday morning, Alex woke up to his phone buzzing nonstop. He squinted at the screen and saw a headline:

“Whale moves 10,000 BTC to an exchange.”

Half-asleep and full of panic, Alex yelled, “It’s a DUMP!” He rushed to his laptop, tripping over his slippers on the way. He sold everything at market price, taking a hefty loss but feeling relieved to have “escaped the crash.”

Moments later, Alex checked the news again. It wasn’t a whale dumping—it was just some guy transferring his coins to a new wallet for “better security.”

Meanwhile, Bitcoin surged 15%. Alex watched helplessly as his “diamond hands” turned to dust. His dog gave him a judgmental look, as if to say, “Should’ve listened to me, buddy.”

From then on, Alex trusted his dog more than crypto Twitter.

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