Trump's plan for a 1M BTC reserve shakes the market while the SEC loses its anti-crypto CEO.

BREAKING NEWS, CRYPTO FAMILY! 🚨

Do you remember when your uncles said Bitcoin was a scam? Well well well, how the turntables... 😏

BOMB! 💣 Gary "No-Crypto" Gensler just made a rage quit from the SEC more epic than when you lost in Mario Bros. And as if that weren't enough... Donald "Make Crypto Great Again" Trump comes with a plan more ambitious than Pokemon villains.

🎵 Stop, hey, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down! 🎵

  • Bitcoin brushing against 100k like it's a score from Pacman

  • Trump wants to stack 1M BTC (yes, you read that right, it's not a typo!)

  • 200k BTC per year for 5 years (wilder than the 90's parties)

Do you remember when you bought your first Bitcoin? Those were the best days... Now even Uncle Sam wants his slice of the pie 🥧

MATHEMATICAL MOMENT (because we are stylish nerds) 🤓:

  • Total Bitcoin: 21M

  • USA's plan: 1M

  • ETFs already have: 1M+

  • MicroStrategy: "Hold my beer" with another $42B on the way

It's like when you went to Blockbuster and all the copies of Titanic were rented... BUT WORSE! 📼 Because here there are no more copies, my people.

Senator Lummis said it better than a Drake meme: "It's our moment Louisiana Buy!" (Spoiler alert: That purchase was a mega deal, like getting Bitcoin at $100 in 2013 😉)

DATA TO SHOW OFF AT THE CHRISTMAS DINNER 🎄:

  • ETFs went from $44k to almost $100k faster than you forget your New Year's resolutions

  • MicroStrategy is more bullish than your ex with their subtweets on Instagram

  • USA is going to have to buy more expensive than a FOMO buyer at ATH

WHAT DOES ALL THIS MEAN? 🤔

Imagine a Black Friday where there are only limited PS5s... but multiplied by 1000! The battle for every satoshi is going to be more intense than the final of Dragon Ball Z.

REMEMBER FAM: "He who does not buy at $100k, will buy at $500k" - Ancient Crypto Proverb 📜

Motto of the day: "When even governments create FOMO, it's because there's no turning back" 🚀

NFA but... have you stored your keys cold? Winter is coming... but this time with an upward trend 😎

#BitcoinIs100kParty #TrumpPump #SECbyebye 🎉 #BecomeCreator