In this round of market, if you hold BTC, SOL, BNB, SUI Doge..., then you are a stable value investor;

If your profit comes from IO, GRASS, TAO, then you are a cutting-edge AI investor;

If your position is in GOAT, PNUT, BAN, RIF, then you are a smart on-chain investor;

If you hold ETH, then you are a currency circle masseur, providing a lot of psychological massage to group members.

If you hold a BTC short position, you are a disposable currency circle masturbator, the kind that is thrown away after c.