$BTC vs $USDP

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Once upon a time, a Bitcoin walked into a bar and sat next to a dollar. The dollar turned to the Bitcoin and said, "You know, you're always so volatile. One minute you're up, the next you're crashing down!"

The Bitcoin smiled and replied, "Well, at least I’m not stuck in the past like you. You still think we're in the gold standard!"

The dollar laughed and said, "Touché. But you do realize, I’m still the one everyone trusts to get things done!"

Bitcoin winked and said, "True, but when the market crashes, guess who everyone turns to for a bailout?"

And the dollar, feeling a little deflated, just ordered another drink.