Musk: With such a big and lucrative job, you still have the nerve to ask for compensation and to work from nine to five?
After the Ministry of Efficiency was established, it became the largest authority in the United States. Once you sit there, countless people will come to you for help.
With so many departments, you have the final say on which department to close, how many people to lay off, and how to set the rules!
How much power do these people who may be laid off have? How much budget do they have? How many intertwined interests do they have?
Of course, as a beacon of democracy and freedom in America, accepting bribes is unacceptable. We never accept bribes and we always make money in an honest way.
If you are an ordinary employee of the Efficiency Department, then we will invite you to go to Tahiti to give lectures and hold a seminar and pay you some labor fees.
For some positions, we can introduce you to some small businesses, such as a coffee pot at $5,000 or a bag of screws at $90,000. How much you can earn depends entirely on your ability!
If you are higher up, you can’t do this. You have to avoid suspicion!
Just occasionally invite you to a meeting to discuss important issues that will affect tomorrow's stock price, meet with several important people from multinational companies at the meeting, and talk about your career plans after retirement.
Of course, those are all examples from the past, and new methods are constantly being created. The most important thing is that everything is legal and clean, without any handles or risks. Even if you compare it line by line with the US Constitution, you can't find any faults. We have the best lawyers and judges to help us! If it really doesn't work, we will make a new law and handle special matters in a special way!
Now, there is an important position in the Efficiency Department. It is unpaid and requires working more than 80 hours a week. Would you like to come?
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