Boy: "Hey, do you even know who Satoshi Nakamoto is?"
Girl: "Pff, of course! I could be Satoshi for all you know."
Boy: "Wait, you too? I thought I was Satoshi!"
Girl: "Maybe we're both Satoshi, and no one will ever know."
Boy: "Guess we'll keep that a crypto secret... like the Bitcoin key I can't find."
Girl: "HODL on, maybe it's in your other wallet!"