Imagine this: Satoshi Nakamoto is actually just your average guy who made Bitcoin in his garage one weekend, then forgot the password to his own wallet. Now, he’s sitting somewhere in sweatpants, eating ramen, frantically trying different combinations of “Bitcoin123” and “SatoshiRocks” on his 1.1 million BTC wallet, while the entire world keeps speculating he’s an alien, time traveler, or secret CIA agent. Meanwhile, his response? “I just wanted a cool side project, man!
