Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? đ€
Is he the guy who never showed up to your Zoom call but still gets credit for everything? đđ»
Or maybe heâs hiding in plain sight, working as your neighborhood pizza guy delivering pies for 10,000 BTC a pop đđ°.
Some say Satoshiâs just a squirrel đżïž who stored a bunch of Bitcoin in the blockchain like itâs nuts for the winter. Others claim heâs actually hiding in the metaverse, vibing in a virtual mansion, far away from our bear market struggles đ đ.
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